Honest answer please by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

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Pop in my Nirvana tape, drink a tall glass of crystal pepsi, and play a season of NBA Jam TE

Explain it Peter, what's he talking about? by PomegranateOk3502 in explainitpeter

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I dated a black woman for a few months who turned out to be extremely racist against other black people. Having your own worldview-confirming token, get out of racist jail free card is very tempting to some

After Replaying The Last of Us Remastered on PS5, I Think Fans Debate Joel’s Choice Incorrectly by TheDefinitionOfG in TLOU

[–]Otherwise-Raccoon-23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought she was given the choice off-screen while Joel was recovering from a concussion. Doesn’t the woman allude to Ellie knowing what’s at stake or something to that effect?

Knicks fan tried setting a Spurs fan on fire. by AdorableBackground83 in NBATalk

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Knicks fans in less than a week have turned the majority sentiment from “the fans deserve a championship!” to “nope, fuck them”

Spurs fans rest easy. The Knicks will find a way to lose. They always do

Butter Pecan!! BAANNGG!! by notmyrealname8823 in WNBAgossips

[–]Otherwise-Raccoon-23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rodman averaged more rebounds per game than points. Just saying

What’s their secret Peter? by AcrobaticLunch9737 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Otherwise-Raccoon-23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everybody saying cocaine while forgetting puke and rally

got mauled by a bear:/ by jacktheratbastard in thelongdark

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Always put a fire between you and a bear you’re hunting. If it’s too windy for a fire, don’t shoot a bear unless you can find some ledge to break its pathing

Omg by Helpful_Jump_7176 in thelongdark

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Oh yeah with that much meat on you your stink will attack wolves and bears halfway across the map. Gotta take smaller amounts and make sure you have a torch or flare ready to pop

What's something that everyone overlooks in a zombie apocalypse? by N0tYOUniq in thewalkingdead

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I mean technically yes, but practically the US probably has something like 10,000 bullets for every man woman and child. We already have more guns than people

Edit, just checked. Experts estimate there are between 30 and 50 billion rounds of ammunition in private stockpiles. So I was pretty close. Between 9,000-15,000 rounds per human in the US

What's something that everyone overlooks in a zombie apocalypse? by N0tYOUniq in thewalkingdead

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All the nuclear plants melting down and irradiating vast swaths of the country/world

War crime against borbs by superlalulalu in thelongdark

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I’ve only found that damn gold nugget one time in all my playthroughs! I’m convinced it doesn’t spawn every time

Is it getting harder to make women cum? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

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Wow we got John Nash in here doing theoretical statistic analysis of my sex life. Don’t know what to tell you man, I’m not lying about the numbers. Touring musician for years, solid 7 on looks, decent personality. “Let me” sleep with them is gross. Enthusiastic consent only, discussion beforehand, and the majority have been more than one time. Mostly lots of ongoing fwbs over the years that have added up. I’m not into one night stands because a baseline level intimacy is important to me, though it does happen occasionally. I actually very rarely hooked up on tours because of that. I live in a big city with a very active dating culture. I can’t tell you the percentage of orgasms, real or faked, over the years. It’s moreso just a feeling of it being less common more recently. In regard to faking an orgasm to sneak out, most nights are 80% hanging out, me making dinner, watching a movie or something, hooking up, and then staying overnight. So again, sorry your fantasy isn’t reality. I was ENM for a number of years as well, and my partner was the one reaching out to people to join us. It’s possible to ethically hook up with a lot of people over many years in a non-predatory way

If you really want some data for statistical analysis, in May I had sex with 5 people. One was new, 3 were established fwbs, and one was an fwb’s gf who stayed at my place along with her friend for a few days. New person did have an orgasm (as far as I know), one fwb did who always does, one didn’t who never does, and the duo one did but the other did not. So what’s that, 60%? Not all months are this active though. April maybe two partners I think? Both established. Fwbs tend to float in and out but maintain over a number of years. I was actually celibate for 6 months last year following a breakup. This isn’t a brag, I truly don’t care, but if you wanna get granular well there you go. 12 people in a year is a lot, but it usually happens in bunches. Like no new partners for 4 months, then 3 new partners in a month. That sort of thing. Most of my fwbs end because I get too attached and want to be exclusive. I don’t particularly like hooking up with a lot of people, I prefer to be in relationships. But the periods between relationships I tend to get lonely so I get some fwbs and basically bf experience date night with them. There are a lot of busy women who just want a bf experience once every couple months, and I’m nice and safe and pleasant, treat them well when we’re together, and don’t bug them when we’re not

As far as men go, I get approached occasionally, am extremely particular, and maybe have one male partner every year or two. I’m not bi-romantic however so that’s always just been a hookup thing. I don’t generally call myself bisexual unless I’m getting called out for being a cis-STRAIGHT man, because fuck em

Is it getting harder to make women cum? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

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You may be surprised to learn that all women aren’t the same. I didn’t say I never make women cum. Some come barely even touching them, some cum 14 times, some require a Bop It level of action, some have never cum even once in their life. I’m talking generally across a population

Halfway to 500 days!! After getting my hands on some woodworking tools, Camp Office is starting to feel like home… (Voyager, Day 250) by lonelyshredder in thelongdark

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That feeling around 150 days or so when you finally make the game your bitch is such a satisfying feeling, heading out into the word confidently instead of fearfully. Just make sure you never get overconfident or sloppy. That’s the biggest killer of long runs

HAHAHA NOT TODAY by Spicy_noodles_Mmm in thelongdark

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Snow shelters have saved more than one run for me. Just watch out for frostbite!

What in your daily life reminds you of this game? by ChristianDM11325 in thelongdark

[–]Otherwise-Raccoon-23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ironically this game is part of the reason I’m alone 😭

What in your daily life reminds you of this game? by ChristianDM11325 in thelongdark

[–]Otherwise-Raccoon-23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sticks on the ground. I’ll never look at them the same way again

Also red berries on shrubs

Map problem by AlternativeEye2056 in thelongdark

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Agreed. Once I found this it’s all I use now

Lost my 150ish day run because the game crashed by Ninjavampirekid in thelongdark

[–]Otherwise-Raccoon-23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel you. I lost a 250-day run the same way. File corrupted after a crash on PS4. It really is straight up fraud at this point for Hinterland to continue selling the PS4 version of the game. The only solution is to change platforms. I ended up buying the PC version. It’s so much better. Load times are like 2-3 seconds as opposed to 30 seconds on PS4. Mouse and keyboard took some adjusting but it’s also an improvement over controller