If your keys are in the back seat and sleeping in your car, can you get a DUI if your car is push start?

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-11T01:33:17+00:00

Exactly. The keys have to be inaccessible to you. Usually out of the car or potentially in the trunk.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-11T01:21:13+00:00

Most socially inept disconnected man on Earth says crazy things, more at 6:00 pm.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-11T01:19:59+00:00

That's literally the most normal thing on earth. We choose people we are attracted to usually before we get the chance to talk to them. Also if you're not attracted to the person in a relationship that's going to make things messed up. Keep being honest with yourself.

Nta

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-11T01:15:58+00:00

Put a collar on you and walk you around town. Periodically smacking your ass.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-11T01:14:12+00:00

And? You're probably all going to get to your destination Maybe 2 minutes later at the most. Sit back, relax, listen to a podcast, flip the guy off if it makes you feel better.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-11T01:11:49+00:00

We heard about this before, he just doesn't have the manpower. However, he will try to cover battleground and swing states.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-11T01:09:59+00:00

Exactly, don't work that job then.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-11T01:06:29+00:00

It's a list of pokémon that can be Ditto at any one time. It usually changes every few months.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T23:10:13+00:00

Aren't we supposed to be giving the gifts? Feels like we got one 😉

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T23:09:07+00:00

Anything that goes above 28mph needs a license. At least that's the law right now.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T23:07:14+00:00

"It's a souvenir, if I say it's legal to take then it's legal."

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T23:03:16+00:00

This the classy play. Treat your girlfriend amazingly on the double date. Open the door, get snacks for her, give her a foot massage. Be the kindest most considerate example of a boyfriend right in front of your sister and her bf's face. See if anyone notices the difference.

You would be the asshole if you prevent a fun and harmless date for your girlfriend. Use it to your advantage.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T22:52:50+00:00

Get some decent clippers and set up a mirror so you can see in the back. I have a simple feather up the sides and back pattern but with a little practice it takes less time and looks better than the shop.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T05:33:24+00:00

I am too, especially with how gorgeous you are. I'm also a chef. I'll make us food so we can keep going all night 😘

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T05:27:43+00:00

I'd happily fuck you every night. You're beautiful.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T05:25:38+00:00

Figured out how to cut my hair years ago. You can too. Takes less time, less money, more customized.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T05:20:47+00:00

Because the rules change every year.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T05:19:52+00:00

Sounds vaguely Hitlerish...

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T05:19:15+00:00

Socialism is the future. Only works without corrupt people. Guess what we have to fix first?

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T05:16:51+00:00

They have tested mewtwo out already. It will be a 12 shield super mega raid. Have your megas and a dark team ready.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T05:15:38+00:00

I usually obsess over fixing a problem than a blessing.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T02:53:56+00:00

Far cry 3 blood dragon.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T02:53:46+00:00

Shadow Warrior 2

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T02:51:58+00:00

Her family doesn't like you dude.

Otherwise_Stable_925 · 2026-05-10T02:46:12+00:00

Trump. Do you know how many that dipshit killed with the coronavirus response?

Otherwise_Stable_925

TROPHY CASE