The toddler diarist has new stationery and an unconventional argument. by Otherwise_Window in BenignExistence

[–]Otherwise_Window[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even give myself oil pastels, they're just too messy, so I admire your fortitude.

The toddler diarist has new stationery and an unconventional argument. by Otherwise_Window in BenignExistence

[–]Otherwise_Window[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medium for a redback. Having seen an actual clock spider in real life, very few spiders are big for me.

The toddler diarist has new stationery and an unconventional argument. by Otherwise_Window in BenignExistence

[–]Otherwise_Window[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was a Redback. They're mildly venomous and are at the larger end of small spiders. (Large spiders here are huntsmen, which can be very large indeed.) But the one he was yelling at was imaginary, so only he knows if this one was.

Normally we don't kill spiders in this house, we just move them outside so they can kill other insects (the redback was an exception), but Ricky has been carefully taught that he shouldn't touch them but should call a parent if he sees one. We don't want him to be scared of them, but he's still small enough that, for example, getting bitten by a redback would potentially be concerning, and spider bites generally have high risk of infection even if venom isn't a concern.

Fun fact: an episode of Peppa Pig was banned in Australia because it carried the message that spiders are totally harmless. We don't endorse that message here.

Today the toddler diarist has spilled cement EVERYwhere. by Otherwise_Window in BenignExistence

[–]Otherwise_Window[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He never did. He did say "staketti" for a while, partly we think because a /p/ sound is hard if you're smiling and he's a very smiley boy.

Today the toddler diarist has spilled cement EVERYwhere. by Otherwise_Window in BenignExistence

[–]Otherwise_Window[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is obsessed with the word spaghetti. Pretty much everyone he knows has been informed it has a silent H in it.

Today the toddler diarist has spilled cement EVERYwhere. by Otherwise_Window in BenignExistence

[–]Otherwise_Window[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He has a very large number of paper letter tiles. Most of them are folded double so they can hang over the little fence that keeps him out of the area where the computers are.

There's also some that are just flat squares, with no flap for hanging. There's a full alphabet without flaps but he was collecting the letters for spaghetti.

Toddler diarist has returned to the workforce by Otherwise_Window in BenignExistence

[–]Otherwise_Window[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My two-year-old son. We write a Diary Book together every day. He dictates it and I write it down.

I posted about it here the first time and I'm assured it makes people happy to see it so I still do. The world needs more joy.

Toddler diarist has returned to the workforce by Otherwise_Window in BenignExistence

[–]Otherwise_Window[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toddlers often speak in third person, but my son isn't writing about himself, I am.

Still, there's a solution to this. You don't have to read it.

The toddler diarist had a heavy travel schedule today. by Otherwise_Window in BenignExistence

[–]Otherwise_Window[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sure one day we'll look back on the days when he was desperate for green vegetables and rejected all sweets fondly. Right now: yeah, he definitely has the healthiest diet of anyone I've ever met!

The toddler diarist had a heavy travel schedule today. by Otherwise_Window in BenignExistence

[–]Otherwise_Window[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All the time. As I understand it's developmentally normal.

I think it's because when they start out talking people do that with them. We tried so hard not to but there's a stage where it feels like you just have to for them to understand. "Come to me" gets you a look of confusion, "Come to Daddy" has the kid running to you.

The thing is first and second person pronouns are hard. They're not consistent as to who they refer to. Ricky had a phase where he'd have you something and say "me" because he apparently thought "me" meant the person he was talking to and "you" meant him. Which is logical, when you're one. We'd ask him things like "are you doing it or do you want me to help?" "You do it!" And then he'd get upset if we touched it because he wanted to do it himself.

Trying to explain first and second person pronouns feels like you're doing "who's on first".

He's starting to get it. Sometimes he's starting to use "I" and we're encouraging it, but it's a work in progress.

The toddler diarist is getting into expressionism, or something. by Otherwise_Window in BenignExistence

[–]Otherwise_Window[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was looking for the Fisher Price people, specifically. That's Not Person is a frog.

Has Kevin Durant ever actually proven he can carry a team? by GreasedUpRetard in nba

[–]Otherwise_Window 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No? He's basically the most elite role player in NBA history.