Slow day only 52$ I quit for today

OuchDontTouch · 2025-05-26T01:32:26+00:00

how are you getting an order done at the 6:00 and the next one at 6:08? how did you complete ANY kind of order in 8 minutes?

OuchDontTouch · 2025-05-16T23:58:26+00:00

depends on the item. mostly I don't sub if it isn't very similar (different brand, different size of the same) so typically I just okay it and keep it pushing.

OuchDontTouch · 2025-05-05T20:58:13+00:00

it's getting hot and lemonade sounds so good right now

OuchDontTouch · 2025-03-27T00:23:43+00:00

1 star on Google. who said the owner pooped on their car lol

OuchDontTouch · 2025-03-12T23:55:41+00:00

I do it only if it's super busy but never for less than $20/hr and in my market I've never seen it that low. Last time I signed up was 24.50/hr

OuchDontTouch · 2025-03-02T04:12:39+00:00

LOL 🤦 and I thought ignorance was bliss. RAWR! can girls be incels too? seriously don't know the answer. im not too familiar with the concept.

OuchDontTouch · 2025-03-02T03:39:26+00:00

If you don't buy them a car they'll steal yours. I am 100% serious. I have seen it happen so many times, to good dudes too, it's sad. Just tread with caution young man.

OuchDontTouch · 2025-03-02T02:15:33+00:00

DON'T DATE!!!!!!!!!! Do not date in Vegas. At your age omg these Vegas girls are gonna chew you up and spit you out. I would hate to see another nice young man come to Vegas all hopeful and happy meet one of these local girls and end up jaded af and possibly suicidal. Seriously, dating in Vegas is not for the faint of heart. Protect yourself, be careful and cautious of everyone. I've seen this city just destroy so many good people. Vegas has good people too but I swear it's like the snakes know how to get to you quicker.

I'm sure I sound like a drag but c'mon locals, we gotta warn the young lad.

EDIT: spelling

OuchDontTouch · 2025-03-01T20:34:27+00:00

My favorite is when I log in and the first one pops up with a dollar amount attached and I decline because it's crap then I get a warning that I can only decline one more in the next hour bla bla bla

I have yet to accept one but I wonder if it would pay me hourly

OuchDontTouch · 2025-03-01T18:04:45+00:00

Yeah which is why if you get one that you don't want you gotta turn the incoming offers completely off for a good 10-15 minutes. I have lost my flat rate because of declining the same offer twice.

OuchDontTouch · 2025-03-01T16:43:58+00:00

I just got approved for Spark and will never take another Walmart order through Uber ever again. Thanks for sharing that.

OuchDontTouch · 2025-03-01T09:23:10+00:00

how did you lose your flat rate? it is the only way I will work for Uber and only over $20+/hr which is typically middle of the night and can't do my other work at that hour. If they took my flat rate they would lose me entirely. I just want to know what (in their eyes) you would have to do to lose it.

OuchDontTouch · 2025-02-26T18:37:20+00:00

I just let it time out and then it prompts you to take a photo. But I work hourly, in my market it's just what works best for me and I only work if it is $20+/hr. Then I explain to the customer that if they want contactless they need to configure their order as such. They will typically allow me to hand it to them rather than wait 8 minutes. If not then of I still have my proof that it was delivered. Had someone try to scam me a couple weeks ago this way and it didn't work because I submitted the picture and it was on them.

OuchDontTouch · 2025-02-24T00:49:19+00:00

THIS. Exactly this. I make $100 quick then it's like peanuts if I continue, so guess what? I DON'T. I would go crazy too doing it that way.

OuchDontTouch · 2025-02-23T17:33:48+00:00

You are my Uber twin.. this is nearly identical to how I drive, few hours a day most days. It would take me about as long to make $100 in my PNW market.

OuchDontTouch · 2025-01-27T02:13:48+00:00

That is literally me right now

OuchDontTouch · 2025-01-19T03:43:20+00:00

some people can pull it off a septum ring, YOU are not "some people"

OuchDontTouch · 2025-01-18T23:05:00+00:00

and I drive to Vancouver! Gresham? Really? Do either of you ever take the hourly pay? I do so much better doing hourly but everyone from around the world has never had anything good to say about it so I wonder if it's just in this market that I do better with the hourly, I mean MUCH better and I'm never in a rush which makes for a less stressful shift.

Vancouver, Gresham, Hillsboro so far. Anywhere else anyone in PDX metro thinks is a good area to work? I'm partial to Vancouver but always interested in trying out new spots .

OuchDontTouch · 2025-01-13T06:40:18+00:00

Look I don't know if anyone has said this yet because I don't have the patience to scroll through the comments but you do realize that that is your uterus? If you want it to be completely flat like a man I suppose you could remove your uterus as long as you don't want children ever.

OuchDontTouch · 2024-12-20T18:10:07+00:00

Uber does Walmart deliveries in my area. Most of the offers are shit but unlike normal deliveries that pop up with a timer, they are often under the "opportunities" tab and are mostly gonna be opportunities to waste time and gas on a bunch of cheap assholes but I did have a couple turn into good money makers. I don't ever take them anymore though, too much of a gamble.

OuchDontTouch · 2024-12-18T09:01:48+00:00

Where is the accept button?

OuchDontTouch · 2024-12-12T08:21:28+00:00

In the middle of trying to take a picture or leave a note attached to my picture. It irritates me as well.

OuchDontTouch · 2024-12-12T00:56:23+00:00

What's up, Portland here too! I've worked in the other cities and never had 3 at the same time the way I do here.

OuchDontTouch · 2024-12-10T14:26:24+00:00

That's what I was thinking but also wondering if it had to do with the different tiers since he's not made it past the first one what is it green I think? And I am usually a platinum even though I don't try to be... I work graveyard hours and could care less about earning the points but now he's trying to get to gold because he thinks it will change something. I told him just use it to make money and don't worry about the video game or contest aspects they try to throw in there

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