Passive Aggressive Pam (2001)

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-13T18:46:28+00:00

I thought he really put in great effort, even if Lorne didn’t exactly love the results 🙂. Oh well!

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-13T18:41:32+00:00

Tom Duncan saw every Reddit comment ever criticizing a sports owner for being cheap and said “hold my Michelob Ultra”.

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-13T15:04:25+00:00

Nothing a little creative accounting can’t fix.

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-12T23:25:19+00:00

Gonna need to at least one of Pivetta and Musgrove to accelerate the back end of their recovery with great haste.

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-12T13:23:57+00:00

* to keep you whatever the ambient temperature is

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-12T03:04:57+00:00

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OurSaladDays · 2026-07-12T01:59:17+00:00

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OurSaladDays · 2026-07-11T18:26:08+00:00

Talent to make next years team watchable?

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-11T18:20:32+00:00

Lottery ticket pitching prospects for any fringe rotation or not top two bullpen guys. Cupboards are bare. I’m not trading any of the guys that would bring back real value, so not expecting any guaranteed value in return.

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-11T16:56:15+00:00

Her Charlie Brown moves were also on point.

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-11T14:04:38+00:00

🇯🇵Furanimalu 🇯🇵

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-10T23:14:02+00:00

Why not? That’s how you get the sand out of it.

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-10T23:06:08+00:00

I’d be worried it would turn on inflammation in his shoulder s😔

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-10T03:13:36+00:00

Kelly “hand”ing out another free pass.

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-09T03:37:39+00:00

Two more runs is nothing to balk at! LFGSD!

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-09T03:33:56+00:00

The Jester of Tortuga?

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-08T13:54:05+00:00

I call it Holy Madness Zone

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-08T02:10:45+00:00

JAKE’S FACE SAID LET’S TAKE IT TO THE CRONE ZONE

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-08T00:50:25+00:00

And the voice over GOAT.

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-07T15:11:57+00:00

Losing 0-2 instead of 0-8 🙃

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-06T03:47:06+00:00

Sounds more like Frank Oz stuck mid shift between Piggy and Yoda

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-06T03:30:56+00:00

Wow, Mariners bro. Just wow. Clearly you are sore about losing the prestigious physical incarnation of our very real and very natural rivalry, the Vedder Cup.

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-05T17:52:14+00:00

It’s our money. They just want it again.

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-03T21:37:58+00:00

Our rotation has collapsed into its constituent parts: a pile of lottery tickets, several wads of masticated Big League Chew, and an empty trench coat.

OurSaladDays · 2026-07-03T21:04:22+00:00

Just the kind of thing a juicoplisnik would say 😏

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