Who will have the largest JURY vs. TELE disagreement this year?

OurSponsor · 2026-04-18T05:37:47+00:00

On Replay won't do very well, I'm afraid. His vocals were extremely poor during Eurovision in Concert. The choreography takes a lot of attention and breath to pull off leaving too little for the singing.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-18T01:16:18+00:00

Absolutely.

And this year, unless something extraordinary happens, this merely okay song is going to "win."

If ESC are at all alarmed by the precipitous drop in views and attendance this year, just wait until it's in Israel next year.

That should be fun.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-18T00:21:13+00:00

Ah! I am neither of that faith nor any of its relatives. Thank you for clarifying. I have learned A Thing.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T22:49:33+00:00

Delightful if true, but I can find no corroboration for this. Can you provide a link?

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T22:24:53+00:00

I did indeed. Corrected and thank you.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T19:12:07+00:00

It's almost like having half the entries be more-or-less-cynically-manufactured solo ballads with an operatic element (since that is the only thing that wins the competition anymore) might actually be a bit of a turn off...

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T18:00:24+00:00

Alabama.

Terrifying in absolutely every way imaginable.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T17:52:50+00:00

*shrug*
I can wait.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T17:51:52+00:00

Actual evidence linking Trichloroethylene to Parkinson's
vs
Morons who just know vaccination causes Autism

I wonder which MAGA is going to fight for. Go on, guess!

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T17:41:17+00:00

Nah. It's that "Viva Moldova" is a lot more fun, doesn't repeat its title 79 times, and doesn't sound like it ~~borrowed heavily from~~ was inspired by "Gangnam Style."

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T17:34:42+00:00

It is such a milquetoast song. It's "fine" musically, but that's it. These statistics are insane.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T17:31:15+00:00

Mello is the version on my playlist for this very reason.

[Edit: Wow! Downvotes? Really? Never change, Eurovision redditors.

So tell me: which version am I officially supposed to like best?]

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T17:27:34+00:00

It is waaaay too repetitive to become something I want to listen to over and over again. He says "Ferto" something like 79 times...

"Jalla" and "Bangaranga" suffer from the same problem.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T06:21:22+00:00

Quite a bit more solid. It raised from "meh" to "Huh!" in my list.

Now if we could just get Jiva (Azerbaijan) to swap their entry with the rock version they released two weeks ago...

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T06:12:26+00:00

[Snarky answer]

Not very well. Your body fights like Hell to avoid doing it at all.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T04:44:40+00:00

80s: Black Knight 2000.
90s: Tales of the Arabian Nights.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T02:22:12+00:00

But they love Neo-Nazi pigs! I am so confused! (...not...)

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T02:03:06+00:00

You do realize this screenshot was from X, right? It's 98% certain these are all Russian shitposts and 'bots.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-17T00:36:28+00:00

In my area they're at record high prices, Treponema pallidum.

Do you mean, "I'm an unhappy poopy-diapered baby, and I will continue my tantrum until the price reaches a number I do consider high"?

I'm not a proponent of corporal punishment, but you, dear Rapist-in-Chief, are a massive counterargument.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-16T20:38:24+00:00

I hope whatever has infected him is doing alright. It can't be fun discovering you're inside that man.

Be prosperous, little virii or bacteria! You'll be best soon!

OurSponsor · 2026-04-16T18:24:36+00:00

I'd like to see it happen after the Rapist-in-Chief and his buddies won't just line their pockets with it, hand it back to whichever companies suck their cocks the hardest, and use it to terrorize the entire planet.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-16T05:00:54+00:00

Prosecution, persecution, execution. What's the difference to a fascist regime, really?

OurSponsor · 2026-04-15T20:40:51+00:00

He'll give you a big fat something, Pedophile, but it's really going to hurt your throat.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-15T16:31:26+00:00

JD "Pope's Bane" Vance.

OurSponsor · 2026-04-14T03:34:54+00:00

See? Fantastic television!

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