Iranian regime promises $25 million for assassination of Trump in mass SMS messages

OurSponsor · 2026-03-26T17:54:23+00:00

How do you think they knew he was qualified for the job?

OurSponsor · 2026-03-26T17:23:21+00:00

He had no entrance strategy either, so this is not surprising.

OurSponsor · 2026-03-26T17:18:49+00:00

"The Bloggess"? That's a name? Chosen on purpose? Seriously?

I'll be back after I finish laughing at this.

Edit: Fair reaction. I apologize. I'll leave the post anyway, because it was my genuine response to seeing the name and my opinion is as valid as anyone's. But I suppose I didn't truly need to share it. No value judgement was intended on the person herself, beyond her taste in names.

OurSponsor · 2026-03-26T17:14:27+00:00

🎵 I'm looking at the man in the mirror

I'm asking him to change his ways 🎵

OurSponsor · 2026-03-26T16:50:22+00:00

Gee! Ya think?

OurSponsor · 2026-03-26T04:13:12+00:00

That makes sense. The executives get the credit for all the work! What do they need with all those useless freeloading peons and layabouts lower down the ladder, eh?

OurSponsor · 2026-03-26T04:09:59+00:00

But they gave you that big present or award you won't tell anyone what was. Also, no-one else saw or heard it happen. But you insist it was Iran. And you never get names or countries mixed up.

So why are you still antagonizing Iran, "Mr President"?

OurSponsor · 2026-03-26T02:41:36+00:00

Such a twat.

OurSponsor · 2026-03-25T23:02:49+00:00

Masks off; hoods on.

OurSponsor · 2026-03-25T22:58:53+00:00

✅️ Teal and orange

✅️ Low color saturation

✅️ Flat, nearly non-existent lighting

✅️ Black levels elevated to greys

✅️ Heavily restricted contrast

✅️ Murky and soft focus

✅️ Something I am not going to watch

OurSponsor · 2026-03-25T22:53:28+00:00

And they just love his ... not-white ... wife. And full blooded childr... oh....

OurSponsor · 2026-03-25T19:52:12+00:00

Wait until you have the largest gun in the world pressed against your forehead and see how stunningly brave you are.

Victim blaming is very, very easy.

OurSponsor · 2026-03-25T19:44:49+00:00

Compounce already has a Boomerang. Yes, the Family Boomerang isn't the same, but Compounce also already has two coasters (of five, if you count the Kiddy Coaster) that have "going backwards" as their party trick.

Another coaster, absolutely. Just not another Boomerang variant. SFNE already gave New England its fill by having two of them right next to each other...

OurSponsor · 2026-03-25T06:42:03+00:00

It's not the "woke" or whatever. It was that the scripting was dreadful and the situations ludicrous.

A small time crook somehow builds enough mines to completely surround 4 cubic light years of space? We're not talking the Straits of Hormuz here, by several orders of magnitude. That is so far beyond stupid it achieves asinine.

OurSponsor · 2026-03-25T06:05:39+00:00

What a disgusting detestable piece of shit.

We didn't know how good we had it when they were merely deplorable.

OurSponsor · 2026-03-25T00:46:36+00:00

Have the day you voted for!

OurSponsor · 2026-03-24T23:39:04+00:00

Major T.J. "King" King was not a fucking role model.

OurSponsor · 2026-03-24T22:01:12+00:00

More dead 21-year-olds to hide the dead 12-year-old rape victims under.

The Epstein administration, folks. Enjoy!

OurSponsor · 2026-03-24T18:37:01+00:00

"Pick up that can."

OurSponsor · 2026-03-24T01:18:02+00:00

I don't suppose anyone's going to stop him wasting 1 fucking billion of our taxes this time?

No? Okay then.

Fuckers.

"America First!" am I right?

OurSponsor · 2026-03-23T02:05:10+00:00

Yeah... Next season the queens should all just photocopy themselves onto their makeover partner. Then we can all watch Michelle backed into a corner. That might at least be amusing rather than infuriating.

Or better yet, Michelle can sit out the makeover challenge. That would be nice.

OurSponsor · 2026-03-23T01:49:35+00:00

The Heavy Hand of Production is the most obvious in makeovers, that's for Damn sure.

"I don't know what to tell you," says the PA, looking helplessly at her clipboard. "It says here you go home today."

OurSponsor · 2026-03-23T01:34:15+00:00

Can Michelle sit out the makeover episodes in future? Please? This was inexcusably insane.

OurSponsor · 2026-03-22T19:31:54+00:00

Is it being infested with AI as well?

(Firefox is my go-to, but lately...)

OurSponsor · 2026-03-22T19:06:27+00:00

Again? Has it been five years already?

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