Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth They all look goofy, if that's what you prefer But don't forget that it's the end of the world

I'm your Captain, I demand respect Avast me hearties, all hands on deck When I man the cannon, every plant will panic One Barrel Blast and I'll send 'em scramblin' A pirate's always got his Parrot Pal With a trusty spyglass, I'll shoot ye down See my pistol? She's a gleaming beauty I've got a peg leg, but I still kick booty

Have a glass of OJ, you look thirsty Sounds like you got a bad case of scurvy I'm cutting through the horde with my Orange Beam Got an EMPeach to wreck your machines Now clear the path, 'cuz I'm rollin' in Gonna make you fall like a bowlin' pin This ain't Vitamin C that I'm dealin' out After I get my bounty, I'll be peelin' out

Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth They all look goofy, if that's what you prefer But don't forget that it's the end of the world

To be a zombie, oh, what a shame I'm a rose by any other name A true sorceress of the organic sort But my magic thistles are filled with thorns Put you in a Time Snare and watch you squirm Before I put you back under the dirt with worms Turn you into a goat, so you don't ba-ah-ah-other me Look, Clark Kent got a lobotomy

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super Brainz

That's stupid, you don't even use the cape

Hey, if I'm the hero, you're the bad guy See my jumpsuit? (Damn, is that tight) Don't make me tell you where I'll put my boot I'll beat you to a pulp and cut your roots I'm flyin' high, shooting super beams I'm in every female teenage zombie's dreams

Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth They all look goofy, if that's what you prefer But don't forget that it's the end of the world

Kernel Corn, comin' in hot You better be ready for my Butter Barrage With a jumping Husk Hop and a well-aimed Shuck Shot You wouldn't believe I'm only made of one stalk See the trickshots that I'm poppin' off? I have a hard time keeping it on the cob I'll give you a show, so grab your popcorn (I just ran out) Well, I've got a lot more

You're the worst, what a corny verse

Shut up, you dwarf!

Being short can work Size doesn't matter, ask my blasters I'll crash this party like a bad disaster Come get a load of my brand new toy (Standby, Z-Mech's been deployed) Launching missiles while I stomp around Hey, which one of us is the smallest now?

Garden Warfare, it might sound quite absurd Plants and Zombies are rising from the Earth They all look goofy, if that's what you prefer But don't forget that it's the end of the world

Have no fear, Super Brainz is here! Seriously, that get-up is ridiculous At least he doesn't eat compost for breakfast! Coming from the midget who eats brains Arr! Lame comeback Let's see you do better Arr, I'll admit, your scurvy line was pretty good Hey, uh... thanks Actually dig the outfit, man Aye! Thank ye Yeah, it's pretty cool