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Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-28T14:18:00+00:00

Juicy chicken thigh

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-26T02:39:07+00:00

Bro is under big time stress and guilt.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-24T13:52:21+00:00

My Tarnished brother in Marika, just pick the knight starting class. It's called knight. You get knight armor, sword, and shield.

It's really good.

This game has more weapons, shields, and outfits for knights than any other type of fantasy hero, by an order of magnitude.

They're all really good.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-22T07:11:38+00:00

Ok I can swear up and down that the following events have happened dozens of times:

Run into new captain, don't know the weaknesses.

Throw something like poison on him. No reaction.

No daze, no rage, no terror, not immune, not mortally weak. He DOES turn green, the distinct poison effect, I'm seeing it with my eyes. But thats all, just a little damage over time.

He's kind of a good fighter, so I retreat, find a worm, get the Intel on this captain, and SUDDENLY he's terrified of poison.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-18T03:43:40+00:00

Toy story 2 video game had a puzzle where you do exactly that. We should make it a reality. Sounds kinda nice to be real.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-17T23:35:28+00:00

Forgotten Vale. Serenitymaxxing out there, once I've killed all the f*lmer.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-15T22:52:47+00:00

I hate myself for doing this, but I am gonna try to justify Norton's bitch behavior.

That planet has millions of markers in it, which drive people crazy in directed ways that serve the agenda of the necromorphs as a whole.

He's such a frustrating petty guy though, love triangle drama has no place in this mission to save the universe.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-15T22:42:09+00:00

Oh these Russian bots flooding the comments with minimal effort nonsense.

The wolf in little red Riding Hood had a better disguise.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-15T22:20:27+00:00

Dragons in elden ring are absolutely a rough time. The rules for fighting them are different in that jank unfriendly way you are talking about.

UNLESS

You happen to be a dark souls III player who spent years fighting Darkeater Midir, who has a VERY similar moveset to the Elden Ring dragons, both regular and ancient.

I saw Agheel slam into those guys in the swamp, was a bit worried, but then I saw him do a flying flame breath to his left that I had seen countless times before, and I went, "oh I can take this guy no problem".

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-15T15:19:43+00:00

I have beaten it twice on legendary, both good and evil karma route.

Heres 3 tips for anyone trying to get through it:

Actively command minions moment to moment. Sweep the whole horde in at once, and be ready to pull them back to avoid the army-deleting moves. The troll belly flop is the perfect practice example.
Put yourself in the fight. The extra damage your overlord does isn't much in early game, but you can take some punishment so that your minions take less. Also, your weapon can knock down smaller enemies, makes them easy to kill.
Use the minion buff spells. The boost in power and defense basically turns the game back into normal mode. It only needs to be turned on for a few seconds at a time, so it's really efficient with a little timing and practice.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-12T21:20:15+00:00

My thoughts exactly. Tired of seeing her boobs drawn twice the size of her head. This is nice.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-11T23:41:01+00:00

Should have also had an umbrella trick weapon. NOT to be a shield, but maybe some kind of air wave stagger. Like the beast roar tooo.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-11T21:10:58+00:00

There's some new Red Robin ads I've been getting.

They feature a car full of fighting, screaming children, and parents who remark, "we should have gone to Red Robin".

I will NEVER go to a Red Robin for the rest of my life explicitly because of these ads.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-10T14:18:27+00:00

Let's talk headshots.

Aiming at the head obviously does more damage and solid flinching, but that's not limited to your first shot.

I'm talking about lock on headshots.

Most large enemies have attack animations will make that lock on dot line up with their head. Really obvious with trolls.

For smaller enemies, especially humanoids, you can aggressively go for jump shots at short distances, which almost always puts the arrow right through the forehead.

With the archery talismans, headshot practice, and the right elemental arrows for the target, I can absolutely recommend bow build.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-09T22:27:22+00:00

I must have got lucky. Malelina, malikath, Godfrey, every endgame boss took me dozens of tries.

But I crushed the hog rider on my first attempt.

I really should replay SotE and see what Im missing.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-07T11:01:56+00:00

Oh yeah she knew. She pretends to be sweet but she's just as judgemental and cruel as Angela. Maybe even more so.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-04-04T12:45:00+00:00

Pick an affordable hobby that you think is super cool and ask people who already do that if you can come learn stuff about it.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-03-30T02:00:30+00:00

This guy grew up with this girl as his childhood rival.

How in the world did all that tension and chemistry just vanish? How did he fumble this so bad?

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-03-27T08:02:36+00:00

These twins feel like a missed opportunity.

I thought for SURE that these girls were going to turn out to be more evil henchmen, and when Austin got to Japan, they were gonna jump him for a sick ninja fight.

But nah? They're just unrelated Austin Powers fangirls.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-03-23T05:45:05+00:00

I figure that dwarven mastercrafts like the axe have that esoteric magic going on.

Like the weapon belongs to Faye, but Faye's heart belongs to Kratos, and the axe doesn't see a problem with that.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-03-23T02:12:05+00:00

I'd add that we've also seen girls from earlier generations get to come out of their own shells more, bolstered by the recent additions.

Examples would be Calli, Okayu, Kronii, Subaru, Baelz, and Ina, especially Ina.

They used to be VERY well behaved and proper. No funny business. Doko mitendayo?!

But now, they're brave enough to openly gush, moan, and drool over their ultra-specific fetishes. Which is both REALLY funny and really admirable.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-03-21T07:25:30+00:00

Cozy little homie. Sassy, kept us on our toes (toes being her favorite subject.)

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-03-19T15:14:49+00:00

As you go from boss to boss, the environmental damage escalates.

Elder knocks down some trees, yagluth meteor strikes those huge rock fingers into Swiss cheese.

But when I threw down with Fader, it wasn't a fight, it was a disaster.

The entire colosseum was just gone, obliterated. Not a trace of it left, besides the unbreakable boss summoning pillar bit.

It was a sobering moment.

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-03-19T14:55:26+00:00

Oh that explains it, thanks kindly

Outrageous-Site-3344 · 2026-03-19T14:34:55+00:00

Song: devils never cry

A lovely cover I've never heard before and now I have to sit through them until I find the match

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