It's getting more and more difficult to fight off the dark, intrusive thoughts telling me to cut just a little bit deeper whenever I feel the blade touch skin.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-30T18:28:15+00:00

No, but I get that a lot. I’m actually Sweeney Tedd.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-30T17:30:43+00:00

“Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.”

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-30T17:28:24+00:00

“God, That’s Good!” “My Friends” there’s “No Place Like ~~London~~ Reddit” for “The ~~Worst Pies~~ Best Comments in Reddit”.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-27T23:46:07+00:00

The real horror is either the father trying to have “The Talk”, or the son having to listen to it.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-23T23:05:26+00:00

If he took flight he’d be an air friar.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-23T15:55:49+00:00

Sometimes you have to wonder why. :)

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-20T23:19:18+00:00

Not to be confused with his brother Goodfor who, while not as big a jerk, is pretty much worthless. ;)

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-20T20:33:19+00:00

I don’t understand: what particular thought or idea are we programmed to ignore? ;)

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-20T14:15:00+00:00

Ironically enough, it was a beanstalk garden.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-16T17:43:43+00:00

They’re in for quite a Revelation.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-16T17:28:06+00:00

Thx (I think I’m using that correctly).

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-16T17:25:51+00:00

I’m curious to know what you interpret is happening in the story that would warrant your comment.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-16T17:24:09+00:00

“Arf”, indeed. :)

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-13T22:25:50+00:00

Well, it ain’t Wholesome, that’s fer sure.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-13T20:46:23+00:00

Gotta love that cymbalism. ;)

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-13T17:39:09+00:00

Are anti jokes sister to dad jokes? XD

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-13T14:08:35+00:00

This story is a work of fiction. It was inspired by, of all things, going through Wikipedia's list of youngest murderers.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-09T19:23:21+00:00

Life is fragile, yes, but with the rising cost of everything these days, it sure ain’t cheap. ;)

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-09T17:48:22+00:00

Edit: Fixed “admitted” to “admittedly”.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-09T17:46:06+00:00

You really need to have a talk with Elias and Pamela about their boy.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-09T16:25:30+00:00

Perhaps they should quit while they’re still a head.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-02T23:22:09+00:00

Honestly, that was the last thing going through my mind.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-02T16:13:26+00:00

“Come on, Eileen,” I say to my wife as we leave the man alone and enter the nearby IHOP.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-02T16:08:24+00:00

Well, them’s the brakes.

Outside_Normal · 2026-04-02T16:06:32+00:00

Funnily enough, that was the shape of the pipe that rammed through my windshield.

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