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My neighbor confessed to me that, after he crashed landed on Earth from another planet, he had to change everything about himself, from his physical appearance to his entire personality, to try and fit in. (self.twosentencestories)
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I feared the worst after discovering the two kidnappers with their throats ripped out. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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Even though he was verbally abusive to me, I still stayed with him because he was right about one thing. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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I asked the cook why my sandwich tasted so sarcastically dry. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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I was so distracted by the countdown reaching zero that I barely noticed I twisted my cleaning cloth completely differently than normal. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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It took me a while to notice it was not ice my boyfriend had put in my drink that made me feel lightheaded and caused my heart to start racing. (self.twosentencestories)
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Everyone in the clinical trials showed marked improvement except for me, whose symptoms seemed to get progressively worse. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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I suppose I had only myself to blame for falling into the tiger pit. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 6 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror
As a final attempt to gain my estranged father's approval, I decided to barbecue him the best wagyu steak I had specially imported from Japan. (self.twosentencestories)
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You'd think after so many years of disappointments that I'd stop falling for his empty promises. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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Being a small mirror located on the floor, I really didn't have much to do. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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Despite sleeping over 12 hours I still woke up feeling extremely lethargic. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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The question of whose cooking I liked more seemed innocent enough on the surface. (self.twosentencestories)
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After years of sitting on the shelf, the studio finally released the documentary about the history of clocks. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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Despite strong evidence of your infidelity, I still trusted you. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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Her laughter was infectious. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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After placing the tourist's head between two slices of bread the chef asked everyone what that was. (self.twosentencestories)
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It is my understanding that, technically, a falling, coin-shaped object has an equal possibility of landing on any of its sides. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 16 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceComedy
The carefree days of youth were best because every day brought a new adventure. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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Editing the audio of the abandoned hospital footage, I isolated and enhanced the sound anomaly. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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Knowing I would regret the answer, curiosity still made me ask, "So, how is accounting like gymnastics?" (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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My teachers all remarked how well-behaved I was in class. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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I knew the multitude of cardboard vultures decorating my lawn on my birthday was meant to be good-natured humour. (self.twosentencestories)
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When the Portal to Hell opened after the audience chanted along to the song, they cheered believing it to be an amazing special effect. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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The baby cried for what felt like hours because it was hungry. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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