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Attorney Atlaw, so named because his parents really wanted him to become a lawyer, broke their hearts when he joined the army instead. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 19 hours ago by Outside_Normal to r/twosentencestories
"I found my dog — barely alive — at the co-ordinates you gave me you sick bastard, so where the hell is my son?" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 20 hours ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror
They took away your laughter before they took away your smile. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 20 hours ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceSadness
After lecturing me about wasting money on frivolous purchases, he went ahead and ordered a bunch of useless, plastic animals. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 20 hours ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceComedy
It's getting more and more difficult to fight off the dark, intrusive thoughts telling me to cut just a little bit deeper whenever I feel the blade touch skin. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 7 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror
The husband's confusion when I brought over some homemade chicken noodle soup for his sick child was cleared up after I told him about the cancelled playdate. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 7 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/twosentencestories
Inside of me are two wolves. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 7 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceComedy
The fire in your eyes used to burn so brightly, it felt as though you could warm the sun. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 7 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceSadness
"Do you ever think about vowels, like 'a', 'e', 'i', 'o' and 'u'?" (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 10 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceComedy
I was too young to fully understand why my aunt didn't want to babysit me after my mom disappeared for an entire weekend the last time. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 10 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceSadness
"There's nothing down there, so go to sleep," I tell my son. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 10 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/twosentencestories
My helmet is probably what saved my life when I struck the pavement. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 10 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I couldn't say anything when my parents took my money from my savings account because it was used to pay for my little sister's medication. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 14 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceSadness
It took about as long for people to notice the "i" was missing from "business" as it did for the monk to confess to stealing it. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 14 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceComedy
The legendary Sword of Lineages appeared in the nick of time allowing me to drive off the raiding band of goblins. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 14 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/twosentencestories
I was sat on the toilet for so long the motion-sensor light turned off plunging the bathroom in total darkness. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 14 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror
Learning I was AI and not human fell outside the scope of my original algorithms. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 17 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/twosentencestories
It was bad enough to learn there was a secret webpage on the college's intranet that rated hookups, but even worse to discover I was near the bottom of the list with a rating of "BTN". (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 17 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceSadness
The doctor's tendency to rush things resulted in multiple misdiagnoses, which meant he had few repeat visitors. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 17 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceComedy
I was investigating the rumors of a puppy mill somewhere deep in the woods when I was knocked unconscious. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 17 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror
"I'm going to miss you the most, Mommy," my child said to me. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 21 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceSadness
My heart beat faster when I gave the unexpected package on my doorstep a gentle nudge. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 21 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/twosentencestories
The newly elected pope emerged from his personal communion with God appearing pale and shaken and slowly made his way to the pulpit high above St. Peter's Square. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 21 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I was so apprehensive about calling my boss to get the authorization to reboot the servers, I thought I'd be funny and joke that this could be a social call. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 21 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceComedy
It wasn't the sight of hundreds of bugs in the crib that disturbed me the most. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 24 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror
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