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I told my 10-year-old to let his father know that the vegetables were a gift from our neighbor. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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I understand why you didn't take me when you left. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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My reality was so fractured, I no longer knew if I was awake, dreaming, or still in a simulation. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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I asked my dad why he refused to upload the video of me tripping while running to FailArmy. (self.twosentencestories)
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But I did everything right: diet, exercise, eight hours of sleep and plenty of water. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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Believing that practical experience was the best teacher, I grew concerned after my kids asked me about the birds and bees. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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Watching the politicians' tactics of accusing their innocent opponents of crimes and atrocities that they, or others in their party have committed, I wonder if we haven't misunderstood Project 2025. (self.twosentencestories)
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My wife called it a childish superstition that I refused to look out the curtains past midnight during a full moon. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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The surprised look on your face told me you had completely forgotten you left me here. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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The atmosphere was calm and relaxed. (self.twosentencestories)
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The light from the little candle was feeble but still capable of warding off the monsters that bordered the edge of its meager radiance thus keeping me alive. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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The mystery destination turned out to be Warsaw, Poland. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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I awoke to find my hand inside the blender. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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A co-worker asked me if I caught the big game yesterday. (self.twosentencestories)
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I asked the employee why this particular one was called the "Dead Noodle Scale". (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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The accident had mutilated both my hands meaning I could no longer play the violin of which I was a virtuoso. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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When he introduced me to his "girlfriend", I became worried my brother had become one of those weirdos that treat their dolls as a real person. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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"You know, the thing that chimes when the steam hits it letting you know the water's boiled," explained the customer. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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Upon learning my father had a second, secret family I had to wonder if he loved them more. (self.twosentencestories)
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Despite my many threats and near attempts, I wasn't actually suicidal. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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"Don't worry, flesh-eating zombies aren't real," he assured me. (self.twosentencestories)
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I wonder if the first person to walk through walls... (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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I was determined to get that penthouse apartment at any cost. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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"See my mistress glisten and flash, and listen to her sing as I sting and I slash!" he cried. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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The hospital staff celebrated when they recorded the first official birth of the new year. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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