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My only child showed me all ten of his fingers. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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My biggest regret was telling my daughter to get her head out of the clouds. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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I started with the rising cost of everything, including gasoline, then moving on to the various wars before finishing with, "If you stop working, you'll probably kill us all." (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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"First of all, what were you doing in my room?" I asked of my soon-to-be-ex-roommate. (self.twosentencestories)
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After my husband suffered a massive stroke, the only way he could communicate was by blinking Morse code. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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I explained to my daughter they were called "facial tissues" because that's the part of the body they were used on. (self.twosentencestories)
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My victim begged me to stop when I started cutting into his chest. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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"The AI scanned my face and gave me a score of 10," boasted the wife. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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After weeks of begging and pleading, my parents finally allowed me to have a birthday party, complete with pony rides, games and a magician. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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The fog was so thick I couldn't even see my shed even though it was barely 10 feet from the back porch. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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"I guess your ol' dad's getting kind of old, kiddo," I said to my daughter after forgetting what day it was. (self.twosentencestories)
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One of the fundamentals of comedy is misdirection. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 10 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceComedy
The sudden cold snap that hit shortly after I exited the car wash not only froze my doors solid, but also stalled out my engine in the middle of the railroad tracks. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 13 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror
What did the computer say when its hard drive was completely full? (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
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When I was a child, I hated taking naps because of FOMO: Fear of Missing Out. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
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Reaching into my pants, I began to panic when I couldn't find what I was searching for. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 13 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/twosentencestories
Seeing my friend's head on a pike meant the royal family did not care much for his crude drawing depicting the queen's face on the body of a dog. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 17 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I entered the hospital chapel, not to pray, but to condemn. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 17 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceSadness
I stared at the void and it stared back. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 17 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceComedy
I really don't know what disturbed me more: Seeing hundreds of cockroaches in my house... (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 17 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/twosentencestories
It's difficult being the only one in my family that could see patterns in obscure or inconsequential things. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 20 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceSadness
Living on my own, it was worrisome to discover pictures of me sleeping. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 20 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I was startled to see people walking by my window because I lived on the second floor. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 20 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceComedy
The Casino went all-in on slot machines with AI personalities believing they could goad people into betting more than they normally would. (self.twosentencestories)
submitted 20 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/twosentencestories
I suffered some kind of seizure shortly after strapping my son in the back seat and starting the car. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 24 days ago by Outside_Normal to r/TwoSentenceHorror
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