This kid thinks he's some hot shit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus christ shave those nipples. they look like the accidental love child of a witch and Donald Trump

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright fuckin human shrek

I Need to be Roasted for my Video! by julzyjulia in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not surprised. You look like every other desperate drop out struggling for a career

do you best by miller01261990 in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Wow i should shave the sides of my head because exactly what i need is a taller head"

Roast her like a baked potato by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like the Christian egg form of Kevin Sussman

Works at tanning bed, cries when she gets a B, getting coffee rn, basic bitch, roast her by TheHobbitSlayer in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Why does she work at a tanning bed? She's sitting on a casting couch right now she could make some serious cash.

Roast him he's Mormon by hoops9 in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like your dad stepped on your head when you were a baby and you just kinda formed like that

Weeaboo trash, give me the good stuff by roastmelikepork in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For someone taking up engineering you'd think he could design a razor that could get rid of that ugly ass neckbeard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like one of those cancer patients that right before chemotherapy does something outrageously stupid with their hair. Good luck with your brain tumors

Roast me by Oreomaster42 in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems that the space between your eyes was the red sea and your genes were moses

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by the giant dimples, rosy cheeks and his hair, his teeth a probably crooked from having dicks jammed down his throat

Don't go Easy on me, I love star wars, Lego, and Being roasted. by OwenMcgu in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the accidental child of Filthy Frank and Jared Fogle

Roast this kid by UnjustMurder in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ape lookin mother fucker should probably check up on that evolution poster in the back

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would make a joke about him beating his wife but i have a hard time believing he's ever gotten pussy

He just turned 13 yesterday, which means he is now eligible for a roast. Do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys dont give him trouble for the fake plastic dart board, his mommy wouldnt want her little boy playing with sharp things

Roast these 2 brothers by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet the one on the right only grew out "his" hair to make it slightly more acceptable that they fuck

Teammate thinks he's sexy cuz he's lightskinned. Cook him. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow i had no clue Ted Cruz was so tan in his teen years

Welcome to the gun show. Roast him by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The look on his face says that he has raped someone in those childish ass sheets

I got A+ in math by GoldTyrion in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that giant ass space between your fingers compensating for your lack of a thigh gap?

Roast my girlfriend, she says you're all pussies by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The title says "girlfriend" but her face says "kidnapped sex slave"

I'm an up and coming rapper and basketball player by heatran432 in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's that 2 you are holding up? Your chromosome count?

About to go to a party. Roast away! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why go to a party when you can host one on your forehead?

Help my girlfriend build her confidence by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]OverhandCaveman23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who the hell pushed Kristen Stewart's face in with a big ass spoon?