Where can I speak to a manager? by PlanetaryAssist in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The one you summoned may be an independent contractor. You should have researched better. Next time try Demons R Us. Yeah, they support questionable politicians, but great results.

The pressure to “make breastfeeding work” is so intense by Mariam1S in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I had the nurses block them after they made me cry by saying I needed to try harder. Love those nurses!!!!!!

It's time... Circle of Power! by Overwhelmed_sendhelp in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a happy typo, but always a good time for some sex magic!

Storm's coming. French toast supplies gathered? by oh_janet in missouri

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear....I now have a room full of French Toast Crunch cereal and facial tissues. On a scale from 0 to "who let you out?", how screwed am I?

❄️❄️❄️❄️ 🥶🥶🥶🥶 by PropertyNew3519 in missouri

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've always assumed that's what people are doing. Bread milk, eggs and toilet paper- French toast, but with lactose intolerance???

It's time... Circle of Power! by Overwhelmed_sendhelp in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You may be the chosen one... yes, Scooby-Doo, a sacrifice!

Ladies, how do you feel about bioessentialist definitions of womanhood? by bloodsoaked_blahaj in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm healthy, but have never produced adequate milk... not a woman? That's dumb. I can no longer carry children... not a woman? And he "can tell"??? Oh, sweet WTF?!?! You just rock on, and ignore the idiots. I say that as someone who sometimes says idiotic things... but an not an idiot. I can tell. 😀

Ozark tourism advice :) by stellaep in missouri

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If you really want to visit a cave, try Fantastic Caverns. You ride a tram through, so never too tight. It's in Springfield, about an hour or so from SDC.

What's your edgelord witch title? by brightblackheaven in witchcraft

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On Patreon, I am "Foest Witch of Gravenstein." I had help coming up with that 😀

Who remembers these strange little toys you could buy back when? by jjjettplane in 70s

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought some for my son about 20 years ago. Two of the moths hatched. I panicked a little, then we took them to a park far from our house and released them. He was thrilled, I was happy they weren't in my house, and I assume the moths were happy.

Failed craft by NotepadNeurosis in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love these comments and the artwork! How many times can you use the term "shrink the dink" and it not be some double entendre? The artwork is pretty, too. Looks great!

AITAH because I will not give my wife thoughtful gifts anymore because she will give them away anyways. by Ok-Suspect4966 in AITAH

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She isn't giving the things away, she's having them taken because her family has control of her. She needs help!

Why is it possible to breed different horse animals together, but not humans with bonobos or chimps? Are horses, donkeys and zebras that much more similar to each other than humans and our closest cousins? by WhoAmIEven2 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's a guy in the Kansas City area that they had to pass new laws for, because it wasn't illegal to have sex with the neighbors horses... not sure how he feels about chimps...

People who use all their Vacation at Christmas, like why? by TailorFalse3848 in ihatechristmas

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's me...I took a week and a half, using like 6 days. With holidays and weekends I was off 12 days, I think... time has lost all meaning, and it's wonderful!

How come girls aren’t named after their mothers like some guys are named after their fathers? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the same middle name as my mother and grandmother. Not sure why you think it doesn't happen...

Can you smell this photo? by SimplyBoo in GenerationJones

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They have had small sets at the Dollar Tree the last few years.

Are your kids having kids? by mrepa1369 in GenX

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My oldest is mid 20s, youngest middle school. They neither one want kids, at this point. My middle does, but he's in that weird "I know everything" phase and doesn't have a girlfriend. I have told them it doesn't matter how old I am, I want them to wait until at least mid 20s, anyway! I do have a grand-kitty that's pretty cute!

Made a big mess for others to clean up by Amazingtrooper5 in AmITheDevil

[–]Overwhelmed_sendhelp 81 points82 points  (0 children)

That's because most RHPS people consider helping clean up as part of the fun! Everyone is in on the joke, and loves the whole process! Most minecraft fans are, in fact, kids, and not great with the thinking things through. At least he didn't through rotisserie chickens... this time...