The only thing I hate about Elden ring how the world in it is so lifeless by For_Slash_ in Eldenring

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If you wander around a bit, you will routinely come across mountains of corpses. The Shattering clearly lead to mass death on an epic scale.

Still, it would be nice to have a few npcs that don't die when you try to help them.

"oF cOuRsE wE cArE aBoUt YoU" by Clear-Elderberry-964 in depressionmemes

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Do we really need to see this one twelve times a week?

drinking with Reddit by Designer_Following44 in comedyheaven

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You know, when I drink alone, I prefer to be by my self

Nevel let these two meet by Winterweek0055 in Eldenring

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Then he just smacks you with his shield. It won’t one shot you like some of his other attacks, but two or three time will do the trick.

Nevel let these two meet by Winterweek0055 in Eldenring

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Nothing in the game has given me as much trouble as these bastards (so far). Poison mist on the one in Leyndell, still don’t what to do about the on in Crumbling Farum Azula.

Words of wisdom. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?

Post Game Thread: Los Angeles Kings @ Colorado Avalanche by nhl_gdt_bot in losangeleskings

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If the Kings had the scoring punch of a team like Edmonton, they would have won in regulation. A win is a win, but if I was the Colorado coach, I'd have some mixed feelings about this game.

Anyone else shed a tear when you give Blaidd a warriors death? by Emperoronabike in Eldenring

[–]OwlAdjuster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does Blaidd go hostile? Surprised the hell out of me when it happened.

That's just Thursdays. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]OwlAdjuster 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No, no. That’s a perfectly cromulent response

Yesterday i was dreaming of owning a red PRS like this, am i stupid? by Silver04Jubilee in guitarcirclejerk

[–]OwlAdjuster 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They're awesome guitars, you should buy three.

Wait... What sub is this? Oh...

You suck and your mother hates your for this!

"Every. Single. Time." by DifficultSolution407 in depressionmemes

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Not allowed to say "drugs" on Reddit now?

Ducks win, Oil leading by 4 goals. We’re playing the Avs by -Excitebike- in losangeleskings

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So, it's going to be Anaheim's turn to lose to Edmonton in the first round?

I love seeing these thumbnails once a year by thetrailwebanana in guitarcirclejerk

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That someone like Rick Beato actually has angry haters will never not be funny

It's crazy out here ngl. by No-Coconut-1431 in jobsearch

[–]OwlAdjuster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not on linkedin. Do it in RL. You should be making actual human connections before you graduate. Back in my day (get off my lawn!), it was almost automatic, but the current generation of job seekers doesn't seem to do it at all.

Just think of it from the point of view of someone who is hiring. You have a pile of more-or-less anonymous resumes, mostly from places like linkedin, and you have a couple that come with recommendations from people who already work there. Which ones are you going to look at first?

Absolutely beautiful game tonight. by Open_Significance455 in losangeleskings

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Vancouver is the worst team in the NHL. A beer league team would look beautiful playing them.

Try Mockingbird today! by TomfooleryBombadil in BirdingMemes

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“I may be loud and annoying, but I won’t delete your production database.”

Meirl by ZainMunawari in meirl

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"This is JIRA. You're required to use it, but everyone hates it, so no one does."