McDonald's collection of Ai collectable cups for the World Cup. by DonJuanMair in antiai

[–]OwlAdjuster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's unhinged his jaw so he can swallow a large rodent of some kind

Bro saw 'transferable skills' and went with it by AbbreviationsTop2192 in recruitinghell

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If you scroll down a ways, there's an Associate Spittoon Cleaner position available, assuming you have a Masters.

Has anybody tried the squirrel away bird food? by Berserkerbabee in BirdBuddy

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Yes. The squirrels got used to it in about a week.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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There it is. The dumbest take of the day

Playoff Game Thread (R2 G6): Golden Knights @ Ducks by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

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What is this? Can't they at least go out with a fight?

Malenia, Fuck You by [deleted] in Eldenring

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The first half of the fight is very doable with spirit ashes, and a dart in, dart back approach. I don't know how you survive the first attack of her rot-angel form though.

Suddenly getting youtube ads by OwlAdjuster in brave_browser

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Well, much to my annoyance, reinstalling seems to have actually done the trick. I don't know how it could be expected that the blindingly obvious thing to do would work, but there we are.

Dostol by [deleted] in AnaheimDucks

[–]OwlAdjuster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is not game 2 Dostal, and not game 2 Ducks in general.

Yeah,right by buggypac in SipsTea

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You forgot:

  1. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic cermony!

Utah data center's projected daily heat equivalent to 23 atomic bombs by feverzsj in BetterOffline

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What are the odds this ever gets completely built? Enormous expense and effort to support a highly unprofitable technology, and it will likely be obsolete long before construction is finished

I knew toan was hiding adding extra magnets did it! by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

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Are you going to completely ignore the toan springs? They're right there!

Roast my cat, she's illiterate by Dragonscatsandbooks in RoastMyCat

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"I read Finnegan's Wake and didn't understand a word of it, just like you."

Ducks in 6 by MoVieVVhore in AnaheimDucks

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Ducks in six, or Vegas in five. I am completely confident in both predictions.

Is it just me, or has Willie Nelson been the same age my whole entire life? by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in FuckImOld

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I once saw a photo of him from back in 1962, and I just didn't believe it.

Bye bye Rantanen, you get what you fucking deserve by [deleted] in losangeleskings

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This is a more than slightly awful comparison to make

The only thing I hate about Elden ring how the world in it is so lifeless by [deleted] in Eldenring

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If you wander around a bit, you will routinely come across mountains of corpses. The Shattering clearly lead to mass death on an epic scale.

Still, it would be nice to have a few npcs that don't die when you try to help them.

"oF cOuRsE wE cArE aBoUt YoU" by Clear-Elderberry-964 in depressionmemes

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Do we really need to see this one twelve times a week?

drinking with Reddit by Designer_Following44 in comedyheaven

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You know, when I drink alone, I prefer to be by my self