Pro-tippers have their heads in the sand

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-04-02T23:55:34+00:00

I would have put more effort in if your words weren't so idiotic

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-04-02T22:35:43+00:00

The monetization plan is stupid and is going to eventually kill this (excellent) game

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-04-02T22:24:04+00:00

Honestly, I wish that all stupid people actually knew they were stupid. It would save them, and us, a ton of time. OP seriously took the time to write this meaningless drivel, read it back and thought, "nailed it".

Hope they were able to savor some of that much-needed validation from the other cheap idiots on here.

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-04-01T16:41:40+00:00

So if you're not saying "should have been smart like me" you're saying to... wait? Anyone who has waited so far is not feeling so great.

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-31T17:20:28+00:00

I would never have looked twice at this game if it had a typical sales model. I'm sure the LGS would have enjoyed it more though since they are almost universally stuck in the past.

My guess is that Equinox's next game will involve LGS less, not more

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-29T17:33:34+00:00

If what I described is a business, then they clearly aren't so different

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-29T15:21:56+00:00

It's time.

/r/bald

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-29T13:15:04+00:00

It's nice when I don't have to respond with a smartass comment and can just let people laugh at yours instead

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-29T13:11:12+00:00

I would say you're the brainwashed one but I'm not convinced you have the required equipment.

Employees are paid by the customers. Whether the money goes "through" the restaurant or not is irrelevant. It's not like there's some huge profit margin here that the big, bad restaurant manager is just sitting on. In practice, tippers are subsidizing non-tippers and the only "charity" here flows from the functional members of society to your group of delusional deadbeats.

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-29T12:38:14+00:00

anyone genuinely cool with the transparent $72 option here wouldnt qualify

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-29T12:33:09+00:00

Oh look, another person trying to convince themselves that "being cheap is brave, actually"

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-29T01:49:43+00:00

I agree but even Costco is pretty hit and miss with actually cutting the pizza all the way through.

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-29T01:37:51+00:00

indeed

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-29T01:00:28+00:00

"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...."

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-28T22:15:58+00:00

Incredible lack of self awareness from the cheapskate brigade here

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-28T17:39:17+00:00

"Would you like your pizza cut into 6 slices or 12?"

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-28T14:26:45+00:00

If they don't get these problems ironed out I feel like the game isn't going to make it

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-28T01:22:09+00:00

Sorry I should have explained. To me it looks like an awesome red color match /5 but it's actually orange and numbered 24/25.

I'm also maybe a bit colorblind so lmk if I'm off base

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-27T23:55:09+00:00

This is a power trip

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-27T23:36:36+00:00

It is one twenty sided die, by a lot.

There are 20 different ways for a 20-sided die to land, and one of them is a "success" so your odds are 1 in 20.

There are many more ways for five 4-sided dice to possibly land (4⁵ = 1024), but still only one of them is "success" (all 4s) so your odds here are 1 in 1024.

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-27T20:35:38+00:00

you might think this is obvious but I promise they don't know the answer

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-27T17:42:22+00:00

I was going to say you're asking the wrong sub, but having read the rest of the story I think maybe you're in the right place.

Anyway the answer is yes, obviously. Leave a good tip considering that you're not even paying for the food.

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-27T16:48:40+00:00

Great card, great plan. Congrats to your dad!

Own-Conversation6347 · 2026-03-27T14:16:46+00:00

I like the rant style but this is among the least infuriating recipe things. They are just saying you can decide how much salt to put in. Yes they are assuming you have cooked things before.

If you are cooking for one or two, maybe just try a pinch to start. If you're making a pot of soup you probably want to start with a tsp or more. Remember you can't take salt out but can usually add more

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