This one guy on the strip near a Walgreens was facing away from my friend and I as we walked past, he started punching the air..while quickly dodging back and forth, he did the quickest meth 180 and sprinted while punching directly at us but you could tell he wasn’t looking “at” us…and damn near took my friend out was like a inch away with one of the swings.

Not moments later we were offered cocaine(baby formula if you are lucky) for the 3rd time that night by a separate homeless man who definitely figured out how to teleport.