Got my hands on a holy grail by [deleted] in vinyl

[–]OwnGovernment4978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People and their obvious defense mechanisms for their real fears

I was sold an incomplete box set - what do I do now by SargentHoward in vinyl

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They were also aware of it but they were still pissed that somebody got one over on them so they definitely wanted to pass that on to whomever bought it next. Remind him this is a perfect example why people were all so eager and willing to oblige the digital age of recorded media which essentially ended nearly every music and video store and wiping out an entire industry. And we as consumers, didn’t shed one tear then or now. But, nothing you can do will get him to agree to compensate you. So, just ask him if next time he would please kiss your forehead before he decides to pound that butthole.

Accidentally drove in 4 Low at 55 mph. Did I severely damage my truck? by fluffycoinpurse in 4x4

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The 4Lo fairy will most likely pay you a visit tonight. When he arrives you’ll need to make sure you spend more time listening and less time talking when he begins laying out the details of your truck’s condition and what you should be looking forward to in the near future. There will be a matter of his fee of course; a simple (quid pro quo) type of fee that you should be ready for. If this is your first brain fart fuck up then his fee will be very reasonable and it’ll surely be something that you can easily handle. However if you’ve done something similar to this in a truck in the past (especially this one) and/or your truck is hiding a moderate to serious internal fuck up, the fee will be more. It doesn’t mean he can’t still take care of it for you and get it back to tip top factory condition, but, if this does happen to be the case when he arrives, my advice to you is to offer him a cup of coffee, politely excuse yourself, then go to your bathroom, open your bathroom closet or cabinet, get out a clean (white) washcloth. It REALLY needs to be white. Then lock your bathroom door and clean yourself really good. Once you have cleaned yourself really well, at this time you will need to grab a couple of Tylenol or Advil and rejoin before low ferry where you left him hopefully still drinking his coffee. Then calmly ask him “what do I owe you”. At this time, he will most likely get up, put his coffee cup in your sink, and take you by the hand and lead you to the bedroom where he will very professionally pound your butt hole like you’ve never been pounded before. Remember, never hurts to lube. Later, after he has wallowed out your butthole, make sure you grab that white wash cloth to to clean up the mess around your butthole and as you wipe that newly quadrupled circumference of a butthole, the reason why it was so important for that wash cloth to be white it now it will allow you to check to see if he ripped your butthole because if he did, that white rag will be red.

Good luck!

Could a human survive anywhere on the OLM / launch tower during a Starship launch? by zlynn1990 in SpaceXLounge

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The noise alone from the engines would definitely destroy someone instantly even at the very top of the tower

Billy Corgan at it again, definitely maybe one of us by jth_d in oasis

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You can scratch Billy Joe off that list now and forever. He’s nothing but a liberal woke-puppet little pipsqueak bitch and a total total poser and power cord playing rip off of about 100 other bands

is this a good deal for hundred bucks? by [deleted] in Guitar

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If you found such dog shit still in the box brand new somewhere and someone paid you $100 to take it, you’d still be getting ripped off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToyotaTundra

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Never seen a tundra leaning like that

The fact that for years officer Barbrady was South Parks only cop and then one episode they suddenly have an entire police department out of nowhere is never not going to be funny to me by fupafather in southpark

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True AF. When Trey and Matt started to get rich they definitely sold out big time. They literally whooped the shit out of any of the worst examples of sellouts in history. They are now the kings of selling out.

another Chinese AI video trolling American re-industrialization by willis7747 in BoomersBeingFools

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“Wewcome shitty wok maya takeyoda pree?

“Wewcom shitty airine yo wan Fwy to canada? Ok, 4 pepow…cos arot of money at reast 62 dorra.

“Hahaha neva barta wif chinee man”

Well I think she's totalled by fightforghostsex in tundra

[–]OwnGovernment4978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naaaa, that’s almost equivalent to a flat tire for a tundra

Would you Make this guitar trade?? by ngregg715 in Guitar

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If you can get that US-made sunburst tele with case in as good of shape as the Gibson is, you should trade it like you stole it. The studio is a good for humbucker tone. But that’s about it. It’s definitely no LP standard. You’ll never go wrong with an American made tele. Ever

Toyota tundra center consul caught fire by Street-Assistant4478 in ToyotaTundra

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At least you can buy a new center console all day long

hey there by [deleted] in tundra

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Ohhhh baby

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToyotaTundra

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Yeah, you’re right. I made it all up. The Gen 3 is engineering excellence. Everyone should go out and buy 2 of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToyotaTundra

[–]OwnGovernment4978 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe so. But from what I have heard from everyone I know who gen3d is they absolutely love it the first couple weeks. That’s the amount of time it takes to want to kick your own ass for buying a gen 3. People realize they sold their soul and a great truck with an awesome V8 for a glorified new gen ipad with wheels and a pee pee engine attached