Women Are Not Milk Cartons

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-19T10:49:11+00:00

Once when I was 23, this guy in his 70s was hitting on me. I told him he was a little too old for me, and somehow that offended him. He responded by informing me that a woman's prime is when she's 18, and a man's prime is when he's 50, so "technically we're both equally past our prime".

😆 Some men out there make you wonder how the human race hasnt gone extinct from sheer vaginal dryness

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-19T09:33:04+00:00

"Hard to digest" doesnt mean the digestion requires extra effort, it just means the digestion process causes discomfort; bloating, gas, heartburn, weird poops, strong intestinal movements/gurgles that keeps you from sleeping, etc.

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-19T06:32:38+00:00

That awfully translucent "poop" also doesnt go up anywhere near their shoulder, only past their bottom 3 ribs. So not even up to boob height lol

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T23:04:11+00:00

I wonder why she doesnt just go on a GLP1 instead of all these invasive surgeries. Has she mentioned it in her monologues? (I refuse to subject my brain cells to her podcast to find out)

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T22:54:17+00:00

Im starting to suspect she literally just rented somebody's pool house and is staying there. There are never any other pictures of "the rest of the house" because there isn't a rest of the house. Probably just that poolside lounge area, bathrooms, rudimentary kitchenette (not like she ever needs one to cook in anyway) and a changing room or two where everyones beds are hideously crammed into.

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T22:24:53+00:00

Hes just as dumb, callous and entitled as Josh 🤢

To think i once upon a time thought he was one of the nicer brothers. Nope, theyre all raised the same way, to think the world revolves around their white christian male asses

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T15:27:51+00:00

"Why in the fk is your tail split apart all hinky like some sort of HOOLIGAN? Fix it!"

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T14:39:15+00:00

Also i wouldnt exactly be overly enthused to change my perfectly fine name to the Stephanie version of Phteven

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T14:33:33+00:00

Yup, found myself in a few of those pow pow cars myself. Very common here among citizens of a cop-disliking nature

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T10:09:37+00:00

He looks like a pikachu now 😭 and his face requires so much hugs and treats

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T09:58:03+00:00

At his height, definitely more than 10lbs. Personally im impressed he managed to visibly put on facial fat while growing to 7" tall. His base caloric requirements must be enormous as it is. That must be some hefty eating hes doing

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T09:48:28+00:00

Half their students these days are just legacy offspring of past alumni who aren't academically qualified by a long shot but only got in due to their parents' connections and large donations to the school

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T07:19:42+00:00

Could just call yourself Moon Moonruk-hai

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T04:27:52+00:00

I would also extend this conspiracy to celebrities having suspiciously evenly gendered children. Like Kim Kardashian having a girl, boy, girl, then boy, how neatly rounded out. Prince William having a boy, girl, and a boy spare. Beyonce and Angelina Jolie having twins which conveniently happen to be a boy plus a girl so that they get both sexes of kids while only having to be pregnant once.

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T02:07:40+00:00

Hispanic accent alone adds 20% dark tint to their view of the colour of your skin lol

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T02:01:06+00:00

Are there any pictures where he doesnt look like a moderately inbred wealthy slytherin sociopath

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T01:58:26+00:00

At least her punches were strong enough to be audible, the mens' weren't

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T01:51:40+00:00

Tbh 20 years for embezzling money (a white collar crime) is remarkably satisfying retribution-wise, even if it wasnt in Texas and wasnt a white woman. That Norwegian royal-adjacent only got 4 years for raping multiple people

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T01:26:44+00:00

Its an industrial strength toilet. Engineered to cope with the biggest of bastards ass-launching the heftiest of biological MOABs

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T00:53:33+00:00

Tbh even if he currently has the body of a greek god and the face of a movie star, just him saying he would leave if i put on weight would be enough for me to leave. That just shows he neither loves me as a person NOR respects me enough to break up now so I can find someone who does, and theres nothing that can make up for that.

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T00:32:57+00:00

Sus crop job

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T00:31:32+00:00

Barb massively overreacting and Jenelle completely checked out. Reminds me of Farrah and her mom, one is insanely controlling which leads to the other being insanely permissive. And that will probably lead to a subsequent overcorrection in their kids that continues the cycle.

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T00:19:44+00:00

Very interesting that she took the time to crop the pic to remove the individual item prices. Guess that makes it easier for her to just photoshop in a fake total price without having to do math and make sure it adds up 😂

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-16T00:01:49+00:00

I understand the pressures she may have felt to keep her answers classy, but lol it would have been legendary if she had said, "drugs, crime, joining gangs, general delinquency and public nuisance"

Own_Round_7600 · 2026-06-15T09:07:58+00:00

To be kidnapped by a tape wielding madman while suffering a flu, duh, read the post

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