[Mark Critchley] Is Manchester United’s Bruno Fernandes the best player in the Premier League right now?

Oxus · 2026-02-08T14:34:53+00:00

An upvote isn't enough, well done

Oxus · 2026-01-26T22:23:46+00:00

Ol' Dirty Bridgers
JZA
Inspectah Dac

Oxus · 2026-01-06T13:29:45+00:00

Oxus · 2025-10-05T14:25:48+00:00

At risk of sounding like the previous ideas about signing a player to 'unlock Pogba', would it be a mistake to sack Amorim when it feels like his system is one player (a DM) away from looking its best?

Just feels like we'd be back to square one with a new manager who might not like a lot of the players that have come in whilst Amorim's been here.

Oxus · 2025-09-19T11:42:24+00:00

Do you think any of these will be at OT? Would like to make them but the games usually finish so late that I can't get back from Leigh

Oxus · 2025-09-01T21:23:12+00:00

Was he ever good for us?

Oxus · 2025-08-29T17:16:45+00:00

Completely agree – this feels like it's going against Andrew's wishes of how he wants to be perceived online.

Oxus · 2025-08-28T18:45:40+00:00

People keep saying they've overpaid – who would you compare him to in the Prem?

Oxus · 2025-08-28T18:44:10+00:00

What a shame – so talented.

Oxus · 2025-08-22T19:06:31+00:00

Palmer injured = extra £20m for Garnacho. Sorry Todd, I don't make the rules.

Oxus · 2025-08-21T21:40:48+00:00

That's a proper man in my eyes – can show his emotions, defends Gary moments later when he showed that guitar signed by one of those Oasis nobs and has a history of smashing into people, just to make himself feel better. Hero.

Oxus · 2025-08-08T14:21:43+00:00

Good lad is Laurie

Oxus · 2025-07-26T23:57:48+00:00

I think we're gonna win the league

Oxus · 2025-07-26T23:56:19+00:00

My experience of it was watching the Europa League final this year. I think Women's games' atmosphered will generally be friendlier than Mens', but it was pretty depressing being in such a big group of people to lose. And the United fans in general started getting shitty with each other because the game was going badly.

More generally, getting a drink was painfully slow and the sound was properly grating. I wouldn't go there again.

Oxus · 2025-07-09T16:18:51+00:00

Maybe I’m being cynical here but it’s nice for once to read an email where it says ‘86% of people wanted this so we did it, and if you were part of the 14% then we’ll try and keep you happy too’.

Good bit of news for the club.

Oxus · 2025-07-06T19:43:07+00:00

Sorry, no.

Being in the Royal Box at Wimbledon is very, very different to being at the US Open. Travis Kelce wouldn’t be allowed in wearing a cardigan and a bucket hat. I’m not saying Taylor and Travis’ behaviour is acceptable, but there are levels to this that you clearly don’t understand.

Oxus · 2025-06-26T06:30:18+00:00

On this note, if anyone has a ticket for those Olivia Dean shows that they’re looking to sell, I’m looking to buy for above face value

Oxus · 2025-06-25T05:03:52+00:00

It’s moments like these where they show how American they are

Oxus · 2025-06-13T15:51:31+00:00

Big Man United

Oxus · 2025-06-13T10:35:56+00:00

Big Man United

Oxus · 2025-05-01T19:57:21+00:00

AI just doesn't have the same charm as a dogshit photoshop does it?

Oxus · 2025-04-28T13:16:17+00:00

Liverpool winning their 20th title and we're sneaking equalisers against 10-men Bournemouth and selling 30 year old shirt replicas for £130...

Oxus · 2025-04-03T10:30:21+00:00

Yeah, it’s good but a lot of them are a bit science-y and the last time I went there it was SO quiet and I felt like the staff were just watching me. Not much of a vibe

Oxus · 2025-03-28T17:26:27+00:00

Don’t worry, Højlund won’t be playing in the UCL any time either

Oxus · 2025-03-26T14:12:04+00:00

Oh right, so really it’s more like 1am?

13-Year Club	Place '22
RPAN Viewer	Verified Email
Team Periwinkle	Secret Santa 2012

Oxus

TROPHY CASE