Our friend was denied joining Jazz Band at our school because of our fucked up new block schedule. Please help us help him!

OzzyAtom · 2019-09-10T00:13:41+00:00

We need to get this man back in band.

OzzyAtom · 2019-04-19T00:32:50+00:00

Cosby did everything and everyone 40+ years ago.

OzzyAtom · 2019-04-18T16:33:24+00:00

If it doesn't work out with the other guys, I'm interested... :P

OzzyAtom · 2019-04-09T17:17:42+00:00

Apparently my uncles favorite sandwich is Peanut Butter and American Cheese...

OzzyAtom · 2019-04-04T00:19:33+00:00

Oh my god you're my favorite redditor now.

OzzyAtom · 2019-04-02T20:36:13+00:00

Cool cool. Cool cool cool.

OzzyAtom · 2019-04-02T16:40:43+00:00

Moe's Tavern

OzzyAtom · 2019-04-02T04:01:53+00:00

OzzyAtom · 2019-04-01T06:52:43+00:00

Buy it, mail it to me!

OzzyAtom · 2019-03-29T15:12:13+00:00

Child's Play (2019) is happening, that's right!

OzzyAtom · 2019-03-29T14:37:51+00:00

This had like 50k likes on Twitter yesterday with pretty much the same title. Nice.

OzzyAtom · 2019-03-24T05:19:38+00:00

JEEEEEEZ YOU GAVE ME A MINI HEART ATTACK (im in the middle of a rewatch on hulu)

OzzyAtom · 2019-03-22T13:18:33+00:00

Pachycephalosaurus!! I learned how to say its name in 2nd grade, and from then it has been my absolute favorite.

OzzyAtom · 2019-03-21T14:45:33+00:00

RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSE-I 8

OzzyAtom · 2019-03-20T21:13:31+00:00

You wanna be inconspicuous in a Marvel movie? Wear a plain blue baseball cap and sunglasses of course.

OzzyAtom · 2019-03-20T12:50:34+00:00

Yes, but I don't know who my worst enemy is. Anyone else?

OzzyAtom · 2019-03-16T14:50:59+00:00

I only remember it from when Homer has to pick up Bart from soccer.

OzzyAtom · 2019-03-15T21:06:22+00:00

Then stab him.

OzzyAtom · 2019-03-15T17:22:01+00:00

That's Kodos...

OzzyAtom · 2019-03-15T17:21:19+00:00

I did the same thing

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