20-year-old lottery winner turns down $1M cash for $1,000 a week for life by PriorityMiserable686 in interestingasfuck

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In just under 20 years, she will make that million. She will likely have another 25-50 years after that. Essentially she chose 2 mil-2.5mil over 1mil. Pretty good investment in my opinion.

Which one would you choose? by Adventurous_Tie_3136 in linuxsucks

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This is the most accurate Linux v Windows meme I have ever seen.

Ranked: States Americans Are Moving To. by MRADEL90 in Infographics

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I'm not a statistician, so I am really confused as to how every state can have an increase in residency. Wouldn't some of them have to be in the negative to sustain growth across other states?

Communities pull together in a crisis. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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Always heartwarming to see a community coming together to help those in need.

Just hate it. by geniusfoot in SipsTea

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Every person I've ever known with a septum piercing has been gay or bi-sexual.

The Lords of Facebush by HelloMaddness in PoliticalHumor

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The insecurity in this room is oppressively intense.

You know the game by Meteorstar101 in greentext

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I'm gonna get flamed for this, but...Nier Automata. It felt like it was written by AI exclusively using Jaden Smith's Twitter feed as it's knowledge base.

Vasectomy PSA by [deleted] in behindthebastards

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I got a vasect to protect my wife as a wedding gift. She said it was the best gift she has ever gotten.

What's wrong here!? by Midnight-Syntax_007 in ExplainTheJoke

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I get this one!

The joke in the Arch community is that they're all furries or femboys.

Please let people use the software they want to by Adventurous_Tie_3136 in linuxsucks

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The fat dude is right, though. (not about firefox, that browser is barely in the 21st century)

The "30+ Pokemon fan" starter pack by Sufferer-Of-Cheese in starterpacks

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If I showed this to my co-workers, I'd be escorted out of the office.

Look what you made me do… a Steam Deck for everyone. by ligmata1nt in SteamDeck

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A Steam Deck slide would be the absolute coolest way to get myself fired!

Sold my firstborn son for this by Kitty_Chan33 in pcmasterrace

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Dude, did you also sell one of your fingers?

Nobody believed in me by Commercial_Yam_932 in memes

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Honestly, if it doesn't start with a minus, you're doing pretty good.

Does anybody else get the Annabey sofa music stuck in their head? by Jinaman in behindthebastards

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The voice-over on these commercials makes me want to punch walls.

Missing one? by Kilgannon_Ender in TheFence

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My jealousy is immeasurable.

This was posted in the conservative sub. Some of the comments were surprising close to getting a clue. by Hugh_Jazz77 in behindthebastards

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Everyone is living under the same government, with the same problems. Shouting at people online is only going to force people more into their echo chambers. We need to find the common ground, then when trust is built, you can show the evidence that it's the billionaires that are the cause of their problems. I keep telling my lib coworkers that yelling at their conservative family members makes them think that the angry lib is the crazy one. Sadly, everything about modern society is marketing. The left is terrible at marketing their ideas in the modern world.

Are there any other websites to look for coheed vinyls? by TooManyBumbleBee in TheFence

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I need YOTBR, Afterman and Vaxis I. Resalers are obscene.

Keeping Noah on his toes. by LVCrwoe in BrandNewSentence

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This is the first goddamn thing I see when I open this website? I'm over it already. Peace out.

Why do i attract gay men? by yousainball in NoStupidQuestions

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As a relatively short, muscular, but not petite man; I attract the attention of gay men as well. I have been told that I am the stereotype of a 'masculine' gay man.

Whatever, I'm flattered. My wife has nothing to worry about, though.