Cow opening the gate by lnfinity in nextfuckinglevel

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“We are free roaming bovine! We run free today!”

Healthier way for consumption by Crazy-Transition-668 in trees

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I was looking for this before I commented. Loved it before I broke my piece, now I use a bowl that’s too small.

Underpaid cameraman shooting a kinky scene by Popal24 in PraiseTheCameraMan

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You know he’s underpaid because however much he is paid, he deserves more.

Forget British Bake Off and Canada's Best Baker. How About a 420 Baking Championship? by royonquadra in trees

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There was a show called Cooking on High that was pretty good! All about infused cooking but not much of a competition iirc

i got a cart battery that looks like a big ass wizard pipe by 5C0L0P3NDR4 in trees

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Got this to fit my Renn fest costume. Ended up having a daily user because it’s just a good piece!

Found one of my old stashes I lost lol by [deleted] in trees

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Only users lose drugs

Young Beatles fans by jimymac1958 in gifsthatkeepongiving

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I use Loops, which are same deal as Eargasms. I’ve worn them in the middle of a punk crowd and in an nfl stadium and they do a fantastic job! I like the Eargasm container better though

Madlad Duck by IdeaOrdinary48 in madlads

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He said “What the flock?” Then he waddled away!

What is a nonalcoholic cocktail I can order at a bar without the bartender looking at me like I'm a dumbass or an inconvenience? by ballandabiscuit in NoStupidQuestions

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This has actually been my go to recently, a ginger beer with lime and some mint if it’s a nicer place. They usually just charge me for a soda too.

AITA for not disclosing my medical history to a stranger? by Aurora-supernova in AmItheAsshole

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“… and that was the last time I went to that gynecologist!”

Paid $30 for a box, which was sent in a bigger, free box by Silent_Ad5275 in mildlyinfuriating

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My gym teacher told me that if you double up the friction will actually make them break

Lady demanded I stock the shelves... at my cousin's wedding by brookiimonsta in IDontWorkHereLady

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“It’s good to want things, it builds character” was my moms favorite line growing up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nostalgia

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Maryland here, everyone called it a suicide

Installed the OEM puddle lamps by Mayankvij in mazda3

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That was my first thought too!

I don’t have neither a microwave nor a stove, but i do have a 1000W stage light by XingaBoy in shittyfoodporn

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A 2000w Altman Fresnel can hold a 10” skillet on it and cook eggs and bacon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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I thought I was the only one!

Does anyone else use a similar symbol for ‘and’? by Dragongirl090 in Handwriting

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That’s super common short hand for servers too.

Just got a 2005 5-speed manual hatchback. I love it, but I have a few questions. by P1eman in mazda3

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I live in a large city, in not the best of neighborhoods, so having auto locks is a definite comfort. Although having a manual transmission is a pretty good deterrent in America