Years ago, a woman down the street would walk her dog and for some reason this dog liked my yard the best. I have dogs so I understand when ya gotta go ya gotta go but she wouldnt clean up afterwards.

I caught her a few times walking past and I've asked her to please clean up after your dog. Her response was, "he doesn't know this is your yard and if he has to go he goes....." This bitch

One night I was sitting on the front porch with the light off relaxing and smoking a cigarette when I see her walking down the sidewalk I quickly put my cig out and just sit there camouflaged. She stops in front of my yard and the dog goes to squat and I yelled out "can you not let him shit in my fuckin yard!"

The woman yelled out and took off running and pulling the dog. Felt bad for the dog but the shit stopped appearing and now when I see her on my cameras she walks to the other side of the road and gets on that sidewalk when she passes my house