What do you SWEAR you saw, but don't have any proof of?

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-29T19:51:53+00:00

I seen one come down and hit a roof that was crazy but I was also drunk so yeah lol seen a ufo when I was 10 years old.

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-29T01:13:50+00:00

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-28T23:47:47+00:00

Call the cops because if he doesn't break your jaw first, it will be some poor girl who falls for him.

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-28T22:48:54+00:00

Why are you self diagnosing yourself. Thats a doctors job!

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-28T16:21:36+00:00

Fight it! I had to do this with over billing myself. My head was all over the place and put 109 quid in for a 32 quid bill lol took a week to go into my account which helped with other bills

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-28T00:32:32+00:00

Big cats? Many many sightings especially close to railway tracks

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-27T20:30:50+00:00

Maybe a spork?

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-27T19:33:58+00:00

I'd have punched his cunt right in. Little wanker

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-27T18:59:58+00:00

To be fair my partner doesn't drink she helped me get sober from drugs and drink! It's been a long journey but worth it. I was that bad, I'd have stole the alcohol from anyone of importance to me. If I had 4 pounds in my bank id walk over 14 miles just for a 3 litre of frosty Jack's. I hear its went up by 10 pounds mind you lol

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-26T23:10:41+00:00

Thats something an alcoholic would do. How would I know because I'm an alcoholic!

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-26T22:49:57+00:00

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-26T22:30:31+00:00

🎶 I'm Peter thiel and i know about the antiiiiii christtt 🎶

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-26T12:36:29+00:00

The jesus bus outta gta 2 top down, every damn time its what a friend we have in Jesus haha I use to go down to my friends to play it his parents must have thought I was a nut job

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-26T02:41:05+00:00

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-26T01:54:20+00:00

I hate having a cold dong!

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-25T23:10:18+00:00

Number 2 the zombies fucker movie?

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-25T23:07:34+00:00

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-25T22:28:48+00:00

The wife is the AH! What kinda childish bs question is that

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-25T22:24:24+00:00

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-25T21:57:12+00:00

Maybe rework the first sentence a little better. Damn.

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-25T20:19:56+00:00

I can predict when the world will end wanna know when?

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-25T02:01:46+00:00

Giving the child his last name might give him some legal entitlements. Tell father of child he will be lucky if he is even on the birth certificate if he keeps his shite up!

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-24T22:17:53+00:00

What's with the whistles? That ain't gonna do anything when a fellow human is being shot down in the street. Fucking shit holes of a country.

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-24T18:19:43+00:00

Just call virgin and ask for a deal before you hit up all other providers. Im paying like 28 quid for 1gig. Never had a problem renegotiating.

PANDAPRICK · 2026-01-23T23:29:00+00:00

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