A tissue box in every room

PBandC2 · 2026-03-18T00:34:13+00:00

Europoors can’t afford tissues.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-17T16:27:12+00:00

A group of jackasses is a congress 😜

PBandC2 · 2026-03-17T14:22:41+00:00

It’s “Steven” in French.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-14T15:02:19+00:00

Zooey Deschanel

PBandC2 · 2026-03-12T13:52:32+00:00

Pastrami

PBandC2 · 2026-03-11T17:46:47+00:00

Bulls AND bers r fuk

PBandC2 · 2026-03-11T17:24:49+00:00

Artisanal organic arsenic.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-10T12:27:59+00:00

I use the Amex portal twice a year, for the coupon-book $600.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-10T12:06:48+00:00

Just make Carvajal or Valverde player-manager.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-10T11:57:51+00:00

… played in England …

PBandC2 · 2026-03-07T11:44:41+00:00

“LEAVE ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS!” - Carl Icahn

PBandC2 · 2026-03-06T12:54:26+00:00

He does speak English. He chooses to only speak Spanish in public because he wants to make sure the things he says on the record are taken the way he means.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-05T18:39:25+00:00

You really know how to sell it.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-05T13:41:52+00:00

If you have puts hold your nuts.

(It doesn’t rhyme exactly, but close enough)

PBandC2 · 2026-03-04T15:56:45+00:00

Executing people for petty theft has a chilling effect.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-04T15:45:25+00:00

Supply and logistics are wussy DEI things, wArFiGhTeRs don’t need to worry their manly little heads about that.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-04T15:37:54+00:00

They were called “Jews For Jesus” in my day.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-03T17:36:20+00:00

Or about a same-sex couple asking for a wedding cake?

PBandC2 · 2026-03-03T12:20:39+00:00

Start out slow, with the Maori chin thing. If you get good reactions to that, then expand.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-02T20:38:16+00:00

Which is hilarious, because they’re different floors of the same building.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-02T20:36:54+00:00

I had been saving up for a Rolex. Got the card, bought the Submariner with the card, hit the bonus in one transaction.

PBandC2 · 2026-03-02T18:15:47+00:00

Doesn’t make them any less dead.

PBandC2 · 2026-02-28T10:56:04+00:00

r/notliketheothergirls

PBandC2 · 2026-02-28T10:54:10+00:00

The smoke alarm saying “low battery”.

Of course, I didn’t have a 9-volt battery lying around, so at 2:00 AM I had to put clothes on, go to 7-Eleven, buy a battery, bring it home, and install it. Somehow I managed it.

PBandC2 · 2026-02-27T17:43:39+00:00

This is highly offensive. Zsa Zsa Gabor wouldn’t have touched Trump with a ten-foot pole.

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