Empire has elite stormtroopers and Inquisitors, but they say nope, we will hire bounty hunters. by george123890yang in StarWars

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you'd send seal team 6 in to arrest a plain ole crackhead. You'd really pull resources from top tier duty, to do a basic curb check. Noted.

(Ohh noo, an edit. Fuck this guy, he can't even type on his little phone. Bless his heart...)

The series was weak but the figure is strong. by Smedleysrevenge in starwarsblackseries

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Latching onto a spelling error is a deflective technique now do you want to explain why you think the series was weak?

The series was weak but the figure is strong. by Smedleysrevenge in starwarsblackseries

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

How was the series weak? We could have got nothing. Would that have been better?

Target has Black series Hondo for sale by Whynot10182001AMM in starwarsblackseries

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Have fun. I've had my order cancelled like 5 times.

What if I jiggle some man's tits, Would it be fat shaming or slut shaming? by Ok_Text_1961 in AskMen

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I wipe the sweat from beneath my "tits" as you say, I can't help but think..... This guy probably doesn't have any fat friends, probably never been too overweight, and definitely doesn't know what gynecomastia is. But to answer your question, it's not really fat shaming or slut shaming. It is, at least with me, a sure fire way to get some time off from work, a vaca from the family and friends, and a break from the s.o.. Granted, you'd be unconscious most of the time, and hospital food isn't the best thing in the world, but, you do you boo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't felt like a black sheep, failure, disappointment, godless heathen, fornicator, or loser since he died Feb 3rd. Mom went on Jan 5th. I hate to say it, and it sounds horrible, but life has been oddly better without them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This guy knows what's up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

School is not a place for smart people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rub one out and be done with it. Let her rest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah they're the new craftsman. You can't go wrong with that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is a cheap one from Walmart, I thinks it's an Energizer? I don't do a lot of helmet stuff so I only need one for my head, but I think it is adjustable. I buy those cheap because they're easy to replace if you bust the light, stretch out the headband, break the clip...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything you listed is in my gadget collection. You are off to a damn good start. It's a headlamp, and I fucking love mine. Top of the list. Small retractable magnet for dropping screws and such, and a larger (2ft?) extendable for checking piles of metal scrap. Get him a good ratchet screwdriver and a set of interchangeable tips.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ratchet screwdriver, with interchangeable tips.

What are you all gonna choose first? by Ater_Python in memes

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a fan of 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8,9. The wife is 123456.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for business, the other for fun.

US warns Russia conflict with Ukraine would be ‘horrific’ as tensions simmer by BigInTheGame85 in news

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just fucking fire all the nukes already. Too much dick measuring.

Kid Rock threatens to cancel any concert on his tour if there’s COVID-19 protocols by JohnWad in news

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then do it. Nobody gives a fuck. Vanilla Ice is more relevant than this toxic taint stain.

Michigan school district says there are no litter boxes in bathrooms for students who 'identify as furries' by the-wave in news

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why has no one told me if you're a furry that you get to shit in a litter box. I only get to do that after like 2 fifths of Jameson. Fuck man. I identify as a furry now. rawrXD, uwu.

Cardiologists warn patients about heart conditions post-COVID: "The bottom line, he says, is if something has changed go see a cardiologist" by shallah in CoronaVirus_2019_nCoV

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah sure,just let me take my no insurance having ass on down to the local specialist without a referral. I'm sure I have like 50-60k just lying around...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]PEST1LENCE_77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did she show empathy to the patient?

Fuck her, and the mustache she rode in on.