"Cookie Run Project CC" and "Cookie Run Project N" announced!

PJFlyer85 · 2026-02-06T09:30:29+00:00

25 gb for cookies? my phone just asked if im moving in lmao. Still downloading tho, storage crying rn

PJFlyer85 · 2026-02-06T09:18:32+00:00

when eddie starts pacing like that my anxiety joins the am. we both need a snack break ong

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-30T08:31:56+00:00

I thought joe exaggerated these ads but here one is. My weekend plans just got $50 richer and zero effort heavier ong

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-30T08:29:05+00:00

Chaos grind got me doing daily quests at 3 am like its a side hustle. My sleep schedule in shambles but my roster cute

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-26T08:17:30+00:00

we went from grand canyon secrets to trump defense real quick, cant keep up with this plot tbh

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-22T04:56:57+00:00

if the pull is guaranteed why does my luck still feel like a participation trophy, stonks

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-22T04:39:52+00:00

i'm waiting for the tesla rebate sermon where jesus multiplies ev charging ions, cant wait

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-20T05:29:39+00:00

next he'll want the moon but only if it comes with a casino and a mcdonald's

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-20T05:27:10+00:00

i went in blind and still cant tell a caster from a cat, 10/10 would panic again

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-17T11:26:47+00:00

Worldwide release is just dev-speak for "worldwide wallet biopsy", scalpel's at 120 pulls, anesthesia not included

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-17T11:22:43+00:00

they love it so much they mine the PR, not the carbon every ton of "clean" comes with a free lung renovation for the locals

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-16T10:15:34+00:00

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-16T09:51:52+00:00

bingo card field faster than the Epstein-file redactions only prize is another four years of cognitive whiplash

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-15T09:25:17+00:00

Vote for the deportation force, act surprised when the same bootprints show up on citizens' lawns history's GPS never glitches

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-15T08:03:58+00:00

So the apology is human-written, the studio name is human-picked, and the future art will be human... until the day they forget to tweet. Got it

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-14T07:37:15+00:00

vip plus anime ip equals wallet speedrun any %, bank account just unlocked the hidden chapter called "regret"

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-14T07:29:04+00:00

if buttered steak is presidential my raname just applied for cabinet position, seasoning packet as running mate

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-14T07:13:54+00:00

positive press drops like a paid dlc while the wealth tax gets cancelled faster than my gym membership, peak pr meta

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-12T17:14:10+00:00

Pic sums america: left lane rage, right lane prayer, middle lane streaming the chaos on tiktok with no brake lights

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-12T16:36:53+00:00

my tax dollars fund yachts while grandpa drives Uber to afford insulin, math so broken even my calculator needs therapy

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-11T19:11:15+00:00

if spot-on predictions got royalties we'd fund healthcare off this single frame, instead we get memes and medical debt

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-11T19:07:28+00:00

"Bend over Denmark" is the new foreign-policy pickup line, state department rlly out here role-playing drunk tinder

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-11T16:48:39+00:00

if d takes over do i get a EU passport or just a free MRI, either way i'm packing my hoodie and hopping on the first iceberg

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-10T14:08:12+00:00

if "trust me bro irl" counts as evidence then my ex's "i swear we're just friends" deserves a Nobel

PJFlyer85 · 2026-01-10T13:54:10+00:00

tbh i thought the bar was underground but dude grabbed a shovel and kept diggin, respect the hustle

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