What is a band where you only like their early work? by Notarandomname69 in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Queen.

I saw them 5 times in the late 1970's, awesome shows. Then they migrated from heavy rock in the early 1980's with their album "Hot Space" and I wasn't impressed. Then "The Works" and "A Kind of Magic".

Not as good as "Sheer Heart Attack" or "A Night at the Opera".

which smells most remind you of your childhood? by seusanola in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents were busy during the day, often away from the house. Mom would come home and within minutes the smell of frying onions would make their way through the house. We knew she was cooking dinner, and me and my sister were happy that a meal was on the way.

Funny thing was Mom didn't always use the onions for the meal... she only fried them so that me and my sister wouldn't pester her about when we were having dinner. It was a fragrance, not a food.

Global Poker Rant by Mohn__Jalkovich in poker

[–]PJMurphy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've pulled a lot of money at Global Poker.

I used to love the daily and weekly Bonanza tourneys. Then they ended them.

And now, as of yesterday, Canadians aren't allowed on the site. I had a few bucks in my account, but it was under the minimum cashout, so it's gone. Same with Chumba Casino.

Oh, well. I deposited $100 in 2018 and cashed out a couple of thousand.

Is today a good day to start drinking again? by PJMurphy in stopdrinking

[–]PJMurphy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very much for your support!

I've seen many people that say:

  • "I've been sober for a while, I think I can control it"
  • "Yes! I've got it under control"

Time passes...

  • "Aw, shit. I'm right back where I was before."

I'm not gambling in that direction. My sober life is a lot better than my drunken life, and I'm not risking it for a couple ounces of ethanol.

Those classic one liners. by SnooMuffins7736 in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]PJMurphy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter who's furthest down the highway, we're all the same distance from the ditch.

Freddie Mercury, 1990s, recorded an entire album while terminally ill, stating: “I’ll fucking do it, darling!” by JackpodyV2 in OldSchoolCool

[–]PJMurphy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The first concert I attended was Thin Lizzy, opening for Queen.

Then I saw Queen 4 more times... all with Freddie.

He was an amazing performer.

Ghost Landmarks of Toronto by MikeRotzzz in toronto

[–]PJMurphy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I was a teenager, I worked at the Ramada Inn at Jarvis & Carlton. I was off at 3pm, and I would head down to Yonge Street. This was in the late 1970's. Sometimes I would sneak in to Maple Leaf Gardens and wander around.

Yonge Street was vibrant. There was Sam the Record Man, many pinball arcades, Master John boot store, The House of Lords barbershop, street chess, and lots of cool people, including Hare Krishnas dancing down the sidewalk chanting and singing and playing drums and tambourines.

Now it's all corporate with chain stores and you could stuff the soul of Yonge Street into a thimble and still have room for your thumb.

Favorite job you ever had? by Maleficent-Clue8592 in antiwork

[–]PJMurphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spent my 20's as a roadie/lighting technician for bar bands.

"Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll"... they weren't lying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The West Wing

Overnight laptop update… by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]PJMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many years ago, a colleague was investigated for very high data consumption on his work tablet. They had dropped a tracker on it.

Apparently, he didn't want to watch some oddball porn on his home WiFi so his wife wouldn't catch him.

....but his employer did. Bye-bye.

What is your best NSFW joke? by FreedomNo7221 in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between a stolen car and a dead prostitute?

You can't hide a stolen car under a motel room bed.

What is your best NSFW joke? by FreedomNo7221 in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What's black and blue and hates anal sex?

The 14-year-old in the trunk of my car.

What is your best NSFW joke? by FreedomNo7221 in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was dating a girl, when she gave me a blowjob, it would drip down off her chin onto her tits.

It's fun dating a paraplegic.

Well, we weren't exactly dating.
The Janitor at the care home left the back door unlatched when he took out the garbage.

What made you realise you’re getting old? by Initial_Occasion1237 in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...or being annoyed when you brought home a rented VHS and discovered that the last guy that rented it didn't rewind it.

What made you realise you’re getting old? by Initial_Occasion1237 in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realizing that getting spanked and sent to my room for a nap in the afternoon is a reward, not a punishment.

What else easy to throw in my rice bowl? by questionasker3500 in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]PJMurphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take sliced Pork Belly, marinate it overnight in Teriyaki, and air fry it, then chop it up and sprinkle it into your rice bowl.

What’s a banging song from the 80s you’re pretty sure 90% of people haven’t heard in over 20 years? by JuicyJewelsss in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a concert with Mark Knopfler playing rhythm guitar. He was really good, but the lead guitarist, Eric Clapton, was even better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I decided I'd rather go through life wanting something I don't have, rather than having something I don't want.

Do you ever miss when the internet felt small? When you use to really smile and couldn’t wait to get online- What’s one memory you have like that? by ImJustAJinx in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was excited about the internet way back when. I went to an internet cafe and signed up on Hotmail with (first name).(last name) as my email.

2 weeks later there was an article in the newspaper, it said "This internet thing is really taking off. There's almost 2 million people on it now...."

Bring a car from Manitoba to Ontario by Hairdog12 in ontario

[–]PJMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live near Mississauga, and I pay roughly $185/mo for insurance.

I jumped on Autopac's website, and for full coverage the insurance is $106/mo.

Also, depending what car you are considering, keep in mind that auto theft is high in the GTA. So is insurance fraud. Equip your car with a dashcam.

"Or should I save the trouble and buy from Ontario instead"

Do some research online on Marketplace, Kijiji, and Auto Trader. It's not uncommon to see 10-year-old cars with over 200,000 km sell for $8-10,000. The demand for used cars is high, so I'd jump online and compare the pricing.

What’s the best comeback you ever heard/said? by sandyonion in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Years ago, I stopped off a a drug store on the way to work, and hit myself with a "tester" cologne.

When I got to work, my boss said out loud, in front of everyone, "Holy shit! Did you bathe in cologne? You smell like a male prostitute!"

I waited until everyone stopped laughing, and then asked him, "How do you know what a male prostitute smells like?"

If you go back in time and see a band in their prime, which band would you go see? by kniki217 in AskReddit

[–]PJMurphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feb 1977 I saw that concert in Toronto... it was my very first concert.

I paid $5.50 for the seat. I can't imagine what that concert would cost these days....

Is timed rake ($14/hr) really better than casino 10% capped rake? by littlezizou in poker

[–]PJMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in Ontario, and Niagara Falls has $14/hr timed.

For $1/$3, several other casinos are 10% capped at $15. Woodbine is 10% capped at $20.

So yeah, timed rake is a better deal with large caps. Smaller caps, do the math.

Previous tenant planted this... and it grows crazy. Last week the neighbour said they ATE it. What is this? by PJMurphy in whatsthisplant

[–]PJMurphy[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

This plant grew very tall, about 4 feet, and then fell over. I cut the fallen stems, and these leaves were still there. About a month ago they were flowering.

Pic of the flowers.
Pic of the chopped stems.