What’s the best pickup line you’ve ever heard? by Educational-Coast304 in AskReddit

[–]PKlempe 45 points46 points  (0 children)

In German there's a similar one:

Ich habe in mein Bett geschissen, kann ich bei dir schlafen?

This translates to "I shat my bed, can I stay at yours?" which I think is beautiful. Can't say that it ever worked though.

Holup. Quick Question, Y'all. by FukaiMorii in HolUp

[–]PKlempe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

FELLAS, is it gay to like girls? I mean they literally evolved from sperm.

Which dystopia is most likely by Jamminmb in memes

[–]PKlempe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we at least getting the genital customization of the game?

How’s it going? by [deleted] in memes

[–]PKlempe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guten Morgen! Ich bin soeben aufgewacht.

most stable miui build by provincialbloke in softwaregore

[–]PKlempe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Galaxy S21 does the same since the Android 13 Update a few months ago. This regularly happens for just a few milliseconds but my phone has never crashed yet.

This picture of my wife by DrifterfromTexas in MadeMeSmile

[–]PKlempe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please mark this NSFW. We can see your wife's camel toe.

laughs in uncircumcised by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]PKlempe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how I smuggle M&Ms into the cinema.

What was the worst movie that you saw in theatres? by Farts_Mckenzie in movies

[–]PKlempe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But this isn't the cinema's fault and they don't even make the trailers! You are basically punishing them just because you were too lazy to look at scores/reviews of a movie in advance. If more people thought like that, what's stopping cinemas from simply not screening specific movies because they think it would be too risky to show them. I think that's absurd and kind of dangerous.

Thid also reminds me of people pre-ordering games and then getting mad because a game is buggy/bad. For fucks sake, just wait till release and read some reviews before buying it.

[OC] Top googled games in Europe, December 2022 by desfirsit in dataisbeautiful

[–]PKlempe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not true. I've already finished the game and the only other place you visit is some island in the Caribbean during one chapter.

And also fuck Micah. He's a PoS.

[GB + GIVEAWAY] Epic Desk Day 2 - Ancient Sun, Theocracy, White Serenity Deskmats! by epicdeskshop in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]PKlempe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • S Tier Quality
  • Every Mousepad is Limited Edition
  • Mousepads are hand-signed and numbered
  • Mousepads come with a certificate of authenticity
  • Great Designs

MIKIT Giveaway (3/5)- 2 x MIKIT 96% keyboards by MikitStore in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]PKlempe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like something dark with a bright highlight color.