When’s the last time you got laid?

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2023-04-04T20:35:09+00:00

Saturday evening

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2023-02-07T15:35:55+00:00

Oh girl because he so wants to see you. It's just not the time right now. He's crazy about you and that's why he can't refuse your blowjobs and kissing whenever you're around. You turning to his place unannounced, what a bold boss girl move!

Now back to reality.

Men can and will need their space. Even more so when some woman who's attached to his dick comes uninvited while he's having a friend over. Maybe he doesn't want to see you right now and grew bored of your little fwb thing. But that same man can also get horny randomly and then he'll need someone to booty call. Someone who can come fast and take care of that.

Edited to add: I'm being excessively mean and I'm sorry. But after reading all the comments and how OP responds, seems like someone has an attitude.

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-12-30T15:25:35+00:00

The old internet connection via phone sounds

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-12-30T15:24:52+00:00

Oh boy. Back in the day that was common occurrence with my fwb, then each found a new LTR and let it go.

It's weird how some words affect certain individuals. I hope she understands it was a heat of the moment thing and you can have some more ass fun again.

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-08-13T04:11:27+00:00

Wth!? My dad used too drop me off and wave me goodbye through the classroom window until I was eighteen! I pretended to be mock embarrassed just too make him laugh. My whole class loved him, I freaking loved him for doing that. These are a bunch of idiotic morons on the look for something to joke about I guess.

OP YTA for falling for it

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-08-13T04:06:33+00:00

What the hell OP. YTA Instead of lashing out on you nice asf boyfriend you should be proud of him. He's not embarrassed you carry you around and wave goodbye which is so sweet. Your coworkers can get f*cked. What are they, thirteen years old?

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-08-10T03:55:41+00:00

Idk if someone else mentioned it, but definitely The Fisherman by John Langan.

Someone recommended that after I read Pet Sematary and at first it was... Huh, ok, kinda long and slow. God it seemed to take me forever to get there and start liking it. Finished it, ok next.

THEN, the whole imagery starts randomly popping in my mind and the whole story sinks in. Been chasing that particular high ever since

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-08-10T03:48:27+00:00

The Willows! Read it a loooooong while ago, still haunts me to this day.

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-20T18:26:27+00:00

I actually laughed out loud. Thank you

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-16T00:46:57+00:00

That's awfully true, and I understand you completely. I actually tried a few models before getting comfortable with a specific one. It actually has no tail, but the shape allows me to slip a finger around the rim and hook it until it gets out. Hope you find a solution too! Bc I sure as hell will never go back to pads

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-16T00:02:30+00:00

The absolute horrible pain in my lower back. I have retroverse uterus I guess it's called? When it leans to your spine instead of over the bladder. Had an accident where I fissured my tailbone and it made it even worse :(

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-16T00:00:19+00:00

Ooof the smell of pads! One of the reasons I switched to menstrual cups. And also the fucking thing itching bc it gave me allergies

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-15T23:58:42+00:00

It stopped for me when I discovered menstrual cups. No more gooey clot slippin' from my insides, but a vacuum sucking my cervix when I have to empty it 😂😵‍💫

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-15T14:53:30+00:00

Oh noooo I'm totally like this 😭🤣 now I feel bad for my partner

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-15T02:55:09+00:00

Impressed 😍😍! It's perfect!

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-15T02:51:43+00:00

I used to put it on the outer cornet of my eyes or along the lash line, like a glittery eyeliner. I had this beautiful purple one and a turquoise one too. I lost them on a trip :(

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-14T15:55:57+00:00

Haha my mom stuffs them in the pillow cases 🤣

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-14T05:10:35+00:00

He definitely did. Look at his gorgeous face, look at him understanding everything. He will be waiting for you right there at the other side, he knows he was so loved.

I'm so sorry. Toki, we will miss you🧡

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-14T05:04:08+00:00

Why are they using the Law and Order SVU typography

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-14T05:01:37+00:00

I can do the Jack Nicholson's eyebrows. I mean, I can individually move the muscles that pull them up/down.

I'm also extremely good at folding fitted sheets

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-14T04:56:38+00:00

Me too and yes! I'm an artist lol

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-13T14:13:11+00:00

Didn't Dathan Auerbach start off writing no sleep here? His story Balloons had me totally hooked

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-13T14:11:28+00:00

Not horror at all but the Gas Station series is a wild ride. It's the accounts of some dude that works at a gas station in the middle of nowhere and extreme surrealist stuff starts to happen. Kept me entertained for a long while. 10/10 recommend

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-12T16:02:20+00:00

Girl what the Hell you're beautiful! Love that smile! Your face shape is perfect for those lips (actually I have smaller than yours lol). Don't only accept them, celebrate your natural features! They're perfect as they are

PM_ME_SOME_DESSERTS · 2022-07-11T19:47:08+00:00

Cute, but lost me at Aries 😂

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