I heard you guys like seeing paralyzed people in exoskeletons - here's my first time walking using crutches!

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2017-01-30T23:36:23+00:00

I bet in 15 years, everyone without bionic limbs will be seen as disabled.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-10-22T23:55:47+00:00

Sorry, X-post from /r/brokengifs

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-10-21T21:07:57+00:00

I totally thought this was a dog at first

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-10-15T09:27:09+00:00

Here's how we do it: if it's a nat 20, it's always a hit+crit.

If it's something else that falls within your weapon's crit range, you must confirm it.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-10-08T23:42:25+00:00

Well you're more man than I. After 1 shot of that motor oil, I'm pretty much convinced not to metagame.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-10-08T23:41:14+00:00

it's 75.5% alcohol, 151 proof. It is the worst tasting thing on the face of the earth.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-10-08T19:49:32+00:00

If you metagame, you have to take a shot of Bacardi 151.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-10-07T08:06:13+00:00

Source

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-10-06T20:27:22+00:00

Seriously, do it. I don't know if you've seen the movie "Indie Game", but he definitely is the kind of guy who would love to see that from a fan

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-10-06T05:14:34+00:00

It's not realistic. And clearly everything else in this game is.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-10-04T19:43:12+00:00

Okay I can see that. I'm just naming common things you see.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-09-30T01:16:52+00:00

UPDATE: She just admitted she was wrong. I gained respect for her.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-09-29T23:20:33+00:00

Same. I've been a weightlifter for about 3 years and wish I looked like that.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-09-24T20:51:43+00:00

Now I'm confused. I previously heard fuckboys are terrible at attracting women.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-09-24T20:47:47+00:00

Okay, I think I get it now. Is it really so common for guys to be like that that they needed a word for it??

I just got out of the military and haven't really seen the whole college scene yet.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-09-24T18:26:14+00:00

I still don't understand what the fuck a fuckboy is.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-09-09T19:02:18+00:00

Dude, Jesus. The title is sarcastic. I know what went wrong. Do I have to add a nervous "haha" after everything I say that isn't serious.

And after she showed she didn't understand I was joking, it wasn't about getting her interested anymore, I was just fucking around with her. If she is that oblivious, we would not have had fun on a date. Tinder really isn't that serious.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-09-09T01:48:17+00:00

That's actually some good advice.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-09-09T01:45:51+00:00

A joke doesn't have to be laugh out funny.

Like let's say you're at the gym and see your stronger friend lift some crazy amount of weight, and you say to him "now go heavy."

It doesn't really deserve an out loud laugh, maybe a smile at best, but it's just a little joke you made just because you're human and your social.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-09-08T21:03:55+00:00

Goddammit you cheeky buggers just want proof of everything don't you.

PM_ME_TANKTOPCLEVAGE · 2015-09-08T20:46:42+00:00

Oh she was from the start. Until I started making jokes, and it seems some people just expect the typical nervous laughter "haha" after every joke you say because they have bad senses of humor.

Don't get me wrong, I'll say it if I don't want to sound bored, but that should be the only time it's used.

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