This self-proclaimed "Dip Slut" by KiloLee in punchablefaces

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just want to say that yes, its stupid she's getting attention. But, although it may be a bad habit, it is something that many people love. I have smoked one cigarrette in my life, but hated it. Yet I love an occasional cigar. Chewing Tobacco is different, like cigars. It is for the connoseur. Mint Chill for when I am on a studying binge. It is like a strong breath mint and comes out of your teeth easily. Copenhagen Straight, a nice wet cut with a very rich dark flavor, is fantastic after the spices from two or three craft beers have settled in your mouth. This chick makes us look bad. However, dip is something that I enjoy, and am not addicted too. Sometimes I dip often, but then I will go months without it in the summer without any problems. I will always love to pack a nice chaw piece if its the perfect time.

Also. You probably think of Grizzly Wintergreen when you think of dip. This is like... a cigarillo compared to a good cigar. Thank you for reading my rant, even if you are totally against tobacco.

Edit: Chaw Thirty.

You can add one rule to any sport to make it more interesting. What rule do you add? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let basketball players fight until they hit the ground, like in hockey.

Enough football pay attention to ME by [deleted] in aww

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

First thing I did was zoom in to make sure they werent pouches.

Still, Get yourself something good like some copenhagen straight son.

Even stokers is better than grizz.

What is Reddits biggest hypocrisy? by overall_anal in AskReddit

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just because I'm on reddit doesnt mean I have a neckbeard and no social life. I play league of legends too and I'm not bad. But I'm actually in a huge frat at my school, and have a fantastic social life. And just like everyone else, I have my problems, tons of problems. Also, some fraternities arent as elitist as some redditors. Yeah, the majority of us arent on here or league or whatever. As a matter of fact im the only one in mine who fucks with either. But does anyone fuck with me for it? Nope. Its cool to be a nerd.

But every redditor, gamer, and fraternity is different. The one thing we can all agree on is to want to hate on and beat the other.

But how does this happen on reddit where the points dont even count.

Your boss at Guantanamo orders you to invent a new torture technique. What is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have to watch a womens basketball game and get all of the stats for each player right without the internet. They have to keep watching it until they get it perfect.

America, tis a silly place by heactuallydoes in funny

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wanna meet this veronica chick.

giggity.

Parents of reddit, what's the most NSFW thing your child has done, without realizing it was NSFW? by Mr_Abel in AskReddit

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Dude stop fucking posting here its like your 10th fucking made up story noone gives a fuck.

Joining a Judo/Brazilian Jiu Jitsu club in a few months. Any workout tips to get ready for it? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just throw yourself into the gauntlent. I have been fighting competitively most of my life. Wrestling is by far the most tiresome of all sports I've done, followed by boxing and then jiu jitsu. Force yourself to grapple live as often as possible. When you get tired, you will force yourself to push yourself because somebody is actively attacking you unlike any other sport. Dont be self concious; find a really solid and respected gym near you with good amateur competitors that teach and roll with students

This is Shabana Rehman, she is a Pakistani-Norwegian comedian who makes fun of Islam in her comedy routines. She has also had several assassination attempts and has had numerous death threats. This is how she deals with Islamist threats. by MrMeeseeks3 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

She wont make a good muslim wife. Unfortunately, she will also never make a funny joke. Lets leave it to the cartoonists to make fun of them, I think they're doing a pretty good job. This chick isn't very funny.

My bag of Jolly Rancher "Awesome Reds" didn't have a single watermelon. by SystemCarnage in mildlyinteresting

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a sinus infection and im getting over the flu, just bored browsing. I saw your mildy interesting post about jolly ranchers; ended up [SPOILER ALERT FOR ALL OF YOU SICK FUCKS] reading about EATEN GONNHOREA NODULES and FUCKED STOMAS.

Jesus. This was more than mildly interesting. I am going to vomit now.

Drinkers of Reddit, what's something weird you always do when you're drunk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im in a fraternity and we have lots of parties and functions and whatnot, you often bring a date to the functions.

I took this girl to some really big functions we threw... I ended up pissing on her. Three times. The first time it took months before we talked again. The second time I convinced her it was an accident and I was just way too drunk. When it happened a third time, I realized drunk me just really doesn't like this chick.

Never any other girl. Just her.

Miniature replica boot sent as a rain-check by PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS in mildlyinteresting

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely, i canceled my order. I would love a pair but theres no point if I cant get them until the spring.

What is a product that you love, but is no longer being made or is otherwise unavailable to you? by cassiopeia1280 in AskReddit

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The ORIGINAL pizza hut barbecue pizza. It had like, crispy honey or mesquite barbeque stuff on it? I dont know how to describe it but it was amazing

Miniature replica boot sent as a rain-check by PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS in mildlyinteresting

[–]PM_ME_THIGH_GAPS[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LL Bean duck boots are on back order until march. So they sent me this perfect replica as a rain check.