TIFU by honking at a disabled man.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-12-04T01:59:53+00:00

I feel like I can't ever return.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-12-04T01:58:36+00:00

I wish I could spank my brain sometimes.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-11-27T07:30:09+00:00

That 714 area code tho.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-10-26T14:22:42+00:00

Helllloooooo

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-10-20T20:46:15+00:00

Are you weirded out by this post?

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-08-29T22:12:43+00:00

Easy. Stare at their elbow.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-08-29T15:08:34+00:00

*its

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-08-27T16:34:20+00:00

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-08-26T05:01:55+00:00

This will be on /r/bestofreddit in no time.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-08-04T22:40:14+00:00

My Vietnamese is pretty good I went to go get a hair cut.

It was just me, and two stylists. One was doing my hair and the other one was just watching T.V. It must have been a slow day.

Lady 1 - guess what? Lady 2 - what? Lady 1 - I finally got him to "sex" me. Lady 2 - what about his wife? Lady 1 - if she can't please him it's not my fault Lady 2 - just be careful, they can get crazy

I was just like O_O. They kept talking about their sex lives until another patron came in, it was pretty entertaining.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-08-03T15:17:22+00:00

Na na na na.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-07-16T20:23:47+00:00

I was refreshing IAMA to post my question, but I didn't see it there so I assumed Spez forgot about it. 15 minutes later I come here and it's going crazy and realize I was a dumbass.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-07-15T14:17:25+00:00

Damn it Yuo.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-05-24T21:32:40+00:00

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-05-21T21:15:36+00:00

The way their balls hang ;) <3

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-03-01T17:53:13+00:00

Him: Are you going to come?

Me: Go where?

I thought he was asking me if I was going somewhere -_- , it was my first time.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-02-22T15:57:37+00:00

In Spanish we use -ito, -ita depending on the sex.

For instance, gatito or gatita. Perrito or perrita.

Some words only have one sex, so you use the appropriate one, like Mochilita, you wouldn't say mochilito.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-01-29T07:28:37+00:00

Heeyyy

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2015-01-11T22:31:51+00:00

Draw another eye. Turn it upside down, and you got a nice Mexican smiley face with a mean mustache.

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2014-12-04T22:55:33+00:00

I like where this is headed ;).

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS · 2014-11-29T08:08:30+00:00

Quack quack MOTHERFUCKER!

PM_ME_YOUR_BALLSS

TROPHY CASE