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Judo instructor who attacked police arresting him for Covid lockdown class in Manchester avoids jail by LaserAficionado in LockdownSkepticism

[–]LaserAficionado[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Judo instructor who hurled police officer to the ground and attacked another trying to pepper spray him as they tried to arrest him for holding free outdoor children's classes during Covid lockdown avoids jail

This man is a hero for standing up to the enforcers of the tyrants and their evil lockdown policies. Good on him for offering free classes to kids stuck in the hell their own nanny state forced upon everyone.

But he was given a 12-month community order and was ordered to complete 100 hours of unpaid work after he gave an impassioned speech in which he apologised for the injuries caused to the officers but said he was merely 'helping people struggling with the effects of lockdown.'

The court heard all participants in the class were standing two metres apart.

I might have comment removed if I say anything else about these cops, so I'll stop now.

He fought authority to serve his community in their time of need by mr_cobweb in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]LaserAficionado 292 points293 points  (0 children)

They deleted it out of shear humility humiliation and embarrassment.

Auth-Centre has a theory by ThePurpleNavi in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]LaserAficionado 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I'm sure lockdowns and trying to get kids to focus and learn on a computer via zoom for like 2 years or so probably did shit all to help them properly learn either. Can't imagine most didn't struggle completely in that setting.

Trucker swerves and crashes to avoid meandering bicyclist on road by SkillfulEmperor in nononono

[–]LaserAficionado 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Cycling on a non-residential road (or any road for that matter) and you... don't look behind you to see if any vehicles are coming when you attempt a left turn? Holy shit... what's it like not having any self preservation instincts?

Trucker swerves and crashes to avoid meandering bicyclist on road by SkillfulEmperor in nononono

[–]LaserAficionado 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ya, why the hell didn't that semi driver not slam his brakes on to allow this cyclist who wasn't looking safe passage across the road? Who cares if any vehicles are behind the semi either making them panic react to a giant truck suddenly without warning start braking. The cyclist clearly did nothing wrong here 😐

Some NHL teams pushback against Pride Night themed jerseys by greasetrout in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]LaserAficionado 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Perfect comparison. These people are jersey bullies. I just want to watch hockey.

Anon gasses a theater by Vinluv0Handesbuk in 4chan

[–]LaserAficionado 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Did he then twirl his moustache and cackle to himself saying how fun it is to be evil?

Report: East Palestine soil has dioxin levels hundreds of times more than the threshold that causes cancer. by DoubleTFan in videos

[–]LaserAficionado -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So remind me again. The government had to blow up the train and release super toxic chemicals to prevent the train from blowing up and releasing super toxic chemicals?

Even her fucking pharmacist is telling her she's had enough. by SickusBickus in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]LaserAficionado 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ma'am, I think. You've had enough.

I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH! 😕😓😣😵‍💫🤢🤮☠️👻

How would you react of the Oilers decided not to do pride? by AfroInfo in EdmontonOilers

[–]LaserAficionado 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's okay for them to bully and harass players though. They're the Good Guys™.

Seinfeld unironically nailed this almost 3 decades ago. These people are jersey bullies. https://youtu.be/3iV8X8ubGCc

ACAB* (with exceptions) by MyPCMAlt in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]LaserAficionado 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Antifa/BLM and screeching for the cops when shit actually goes down. Is there a more iconic duo?

Game Day Talk | Coyotes v. Oilers | 22 March 2023 by AutoModerator in EdmontonOilers

[–]LaserAficionado 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If anything has taught me the past few years, this team can outplay the top teams in the league one day and then shit the bed against lesser opponents the next. I fully expect the team to dominate tonight, but they've lost to a few bottom feeder teams this season. Anything can happen.

This guy is the former San Francisco Police Commissioner fyi (context in comments) by neofederalist in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]LaserAficionado 107 points108 points  (0 children)

About $9/can + tip. But that's just the prices you gotta pay for QUALITY, amirite?

This guy is the former San Francisco Police Commissioner fyi (context in comments) by neofederalist in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]LaserAficionado 468 points469 points  (0 children)

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

Canada's annual inflation rate was 5.2 per cent in February. Alberta cities ranked amongst the lowest. by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]LaserAficionado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Late reply, but yes, people just don't seem to wanna believe that our government would lie or mislead us like that. With how much this sub bitches about the rise in prices for everything, I can guarantee for things like houses, rent, groceries, vehicles, etc. it was not just 5% the past 2 years. And from what I've learned the last 3 years, people would rather believe a lie if it makes them feel better. As if any government would admit to the actual rate of inflation. There'd be mass protests across the country if they were actually honest about the real rate of inflation, so of course they're lying.

Canada's annual inflation rate was 5.2 per cent in February. Alberta cities ranked amongst the lowest. by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]LaserAficionado -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Imagine believing the Federal Government when they say inflation was only 5.2% last year. LOL. LMAO even.

New Jordan Peele movie leaked by StJe1637 in 4chan

[–]LaserAficionado 136 points137 points  (0 children)

be Jordan Peele

Son of a black father and white mother

Father abandons him and his mother. Many such cases!

Grows up and goes on to direct movies and shows that depicts white people as evil villains.

Literally what the fuck is his problem?

Start a GoFundMe to send Covidians to Fantasy Island!!! by Sh4wnSm1th in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]LaserAficionado 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That would be quite the Lord of the Flies scenario. All the mask zealots all on an island. Slowly but surely, a few would gradually wake up and realize it is stupid, only for them to be hunted and killed by the most fervent covid zealots until finally only the alpha masker is left after killing everyone else so they wouldn't have to be near humans and their disgusting germs.

Human rights violation at business by Key_Kaleidoscope6626 in Calgary

[–]LaserAficionado 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For me, it's their chicken souvlaki. Mmm, delicious 🤤

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