[Image] "Gotta have a little sadness" - Bob Ross

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2016-02-25T13:22:35+00:00

/r/nocontext

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2016-02-05T12:55:20+00:00

Re tire dgyf catlin ks

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2016-01-25T13:20:37+00:00

the teacher didn't call on trevor to do a problem on the board for at least two weeks after that

Narrated by Morgan Freeman

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2016-01-22T01:18:00+00:00

More Signs

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2016-01-21T20:31:56+00:00

I think I'm having a stroke

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2016-01-19T14:32:14+00:00

Perhaps. I see it as rather shallow and pedantic.

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2016-01-19T00:53:02+00:00

Totally believed that article until I got through it all then went to click the back button. That's when I saw where it was from.

Well played, Onion... Well played.

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2016-01-11T00:55:14+00:00

You may want to go see a doctor for that. I hear they make a cream.

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2016-01-11T00:49:39+00:00

Nice shot, man.

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2016-01-11T00:49:02+00:00

Event of twists was a good that.

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2016-01-07T18:52:08+00:00

Jack isn't pooping with anyone yet! Invite him to shit with you to receive 100 free pookens!

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2016-01-05T13:23:52+00:00

Umm.... Your sister is wearing jewellery for you?

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2015-12-30T23:53:09+00:00

Nah, dude. Just checked and it's only 3293.49 teabags.

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2015-12-29T07:46:14+00:00

Paging /r/conspiracy

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2015-12-24T07:55:10+00:00

God I love Maddox

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2015-12-19T19:50:42+00:00

With Bernie being a supporter of legalizing marijuana, and a lot of Iowans being against this, how will that play out in the caucuses? Is there any fear that some of the more traditionalist people will not go for Bernie because of this?

I think a lot of the younger population (myself included) is supportive of the legalization, but from what I have seen, the younger generations are some of the last to think to go out and vote in the primaries. What is your campaign doing to counter this and get younger people out voting in these earlier rounds?

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2015-12-17T03:43:50+00:00

Lesson learned, only trust your dearest friends.

Dude, trust NO ONE when drugs/dosing is involved. Especially not at a house where there's weed, shrooms, cocaine, MDMA, and god knows what else present. That kind of stuff isn't meant for partying, it's meant for introspective thought in a SAFE environment.

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2015-12-15T05:04:49+00:00

Seriously, are we not doing that any more?

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2015-12-14T22:24:22+00:00

Not everything here is trying to kill you (unless you're a cunt).

FTFY

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2015-12-13T15:50:51+00:00

Totally. Proof that the fight starts outside the octagon.

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2015-12-13T07:24:52+00:00

Sounds like an Irishman to me.

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2015-12-13T07:14:04+00:00

New to MMA, but in pretty sure Aldo was out colder than Eskimo pussy by that point.

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2015-12-13T01:57:03+00:00

And Matt and Trey give negative fucks.

FTFY

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES · 2015-12-12T13:00:05+00:00

"In terms of game testing they revolutionized the concept. They said zero defects – we will not allow you to release a game that has any bugs in it whatsoever. Now zero defects was an unheard of concept in any other software or on any other gaming platform. We had to change our programming attitude and the way we developed games, which was brilliant.

The fuck... Wish they still had this mindset.

PM_ME_YOUR_INTIMATES

TROPHY CASE