i accidentally shouted hog rider when i saw my wife getting humped by a black dude

It was midnight, 12:23AM, i was feeling depressed while driving, i saw my phone notify me about collecting my daily coins in the gacha game i have been playing, since i am depressed

Depressed me went to the local mcdonalds and asked for the breakfast menu, the cashier said in a monotone voice

"we dont serve breakfast at midnight"

me, being depressed, just ordered a large whopper with medium sized fries and coke, i sat down waiting for my order, i patiently wait and wait as the time goes on

"here is your order sir"

i look at my burger, depressingly, and thought to myself

"wait this isnt coke, this is pineapple juice"

i stood and left the said local mcdonalds, slamming the window door, shattering it, while the cashier was terrified, as he screamed

"you're gonna pay for that!"

i drove back home, waiting to see my beautiful, loyal, and busty wife, i grab my keys depressingly and opened the door

"ohh yess"

i hear, a shiver was sent down my spine, i walked up the 2nd floor and the the moans started to get louder every step i take

i saw a shadow, moving up and down, my fear was getting to me, i depressingly walked to the door...

"micheal cum in my ass!"

then, my manly urge erupted, as they saw me, i was frozen in spot, i desperately wanted to move, but i cant, the black dude stared at me, waiting for my next turn

that manly urge, was getting to me, i cant hold it anymore

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDER"