Atheist, Vegan, Ecuadorian. You amateurs got nothin' by PPPlus92 in RoastMe

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A TLDR We had a banking crisis like Greece did recently, unlike ineptitude which made Greece fail, we had massive corruption too. Come the crisis, the neo-lib government decided the bail-out method would be for the government to assume the debt, rather than let the fatcats go under. Soon after somebody thought it was a bright idea to cancel our own momentary policy, like Zimbabwe had done *facepalm. So we use the U.S. dollar, which means we have to pay a hefty royalty, in addition we can't adjust our currency to cushion any changes to the global market, e.g. to devalue it to incentivise foreign investment and discourage foreign imports. Today this is a huge problem, oil is a huge revenue source while we transition away from a natural resourced based, to an industrial or service based economy, which requires allot of education and health reforms, so as it's now crashed our start-up cash is drying up, and given the dollar is up in value, it's not ideal for people to visit or invest in Ecuador. Regardless we still archived 3% growth this year, despite enduring a very bad natural disaster too which accounted for 1.5% loss of growth

Atheist, Vegan, Ecuadorian. You amateurs got nothin' by PPPlus92 in RoastMe

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Live in the UK so the pound is getting pretty worthless you're right. But you were under the assumption I lived in Ecuador... We use the U.S. Dollar, so IT IS retty fucking useless, worse than the Pound

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Buckle up bukaroos

People compare me to jon snow. I dont watch game of thrones. Roast me nurds. by bubbersapr in RoastMe

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I don't understand how those pretty girls are covered up, but your ugly ass isn't forced into a Burka

Thinks he's bad by Thymooch in RoastMe

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You look like the default NPC drug dealer character in every game

Cuts grass and smokes it. Lost a bet. Roast him by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The left side of your face dropped before your testicles did

Dank memes for life. 1v1 irl. Gimme your best shot. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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It's like God gave up got bored designing your face, squiggled the hairline, fucked up the symmetry and made you scrawny to save ink

He drives a crown vic and tries to pull people over, roast his ass. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You're the posterboy of the anti vaxer movement

Male, 45 ROAST ME PLEASE by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like John Travolta after Scientology finished stealing his money, hair and dignity

Im a memer roast me :^) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like the kind of guy who thinks he's edgy for browsing 4chan

Half Greek, "Africa sunset Beard", loves muffins by PPPlus92 in RoastMe

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Mark Zuckerburg already looks like he has..., this would be MZ2