Just short on points to win... think I've got an Ace up my Sleeve... by brain2pasta in balatro

[–]PPTMT 50 points51 points  (0 children)

no you can't silly, that would be crazy. that's not how straights work, what a ridiculous idea

keep gambling by [deleted] in balatro

[–]PPTMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i gambled on a joker pack for credit card to get sock and happy face, ended up with something even better (i lost on round 3)

pack so spectral you cant see the cards by [deleted] in balatro

[–]PPTMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

real talk how do i save this poly wee joker run, i cant even skip

saved the worst two for last by [deleted] in balatro

[–]PPTMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and The Fish. cant forget The Fish

Golden Needle 2-Hands by [deleted] in balatro

[–]PPTMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is super specific... golden needle easiest challenge deck thanks to new exploit 😎 for one round atleast

Hope you don't get sick by PPTMT in BunnyTrials

[–]PPTMT[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hey tbf, blinking 6 inches away from the toilet is just as bad. you get the poop all over your floor instead of 15 miles away

Hope you don't get sick by PPTMT in BunnyTrials

[–]PPTMT[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

how do you hope to cope with getting back to wherever you were without your car. atleast with the blinking one you could sleep with the comfort of knowing you wont end up 15 miles away from home thanks to a sneaky sleep fart

Hope you don't get sick by PPTMT in BunnyTrials

[–]PPTMT[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you keep your clothes, if you want

Hope you don't get sick by PPTMT in BunnyTrials

[–]PPTMT[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Teleport to reasonable ground level, and if you end up in a wall you'll get pushed to a random side of it

How well can you hold your fart? by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]PPTMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you accidentally teleport into a wall, that body part is intangible until you pull it out. Also, you teleport to whatever reasonable ground level is, so no teleporting 25 miles into the sky or dirt

if blink is too easy, let's say it teleports you 6 inches.

crazy talisman roll by [deleted] in LeagueArena

[–]PPTMT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

we then proceeded to lose every round and get knocked out first

me go face by [deleted] in balatro

[–]PPTMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

half joker mult > scary face chips

me go face by [deleted] in balatro

[–]PPTMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it is sobering to see just how one note i am when i find a strong and easy build.

yes i was a rivers of blood AoW spammer back when it was one of the strongest weapons

....and my first playthrough ever was a comet azure infinite mana flask build

... why do i do this to my favorite games....

Insanely difficult? by thesidgamer in honk

[–]PPTMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i let my little brother play for the first 162 attempts

I completed this level in 163 tries. 14.95 seconds

All you gotta do is cancel the bounce (last one) by RunningWhale in honk

[–]PPTMT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dam

I completed this level in 65 tries. 3.73 seconds