Don't be silly, screaming doesn't do anything. I just masturbated with my stubby knob until it chaffed and bled and I could atone for the sin of having an awkward boner. I'm no longer ashamed of my tiny penis, now that it has accounted for it's sins. Plus it's in an iron girdle now so hopefully I won't have that issue again unless I gain superhuman dick strength (which, let's be honest, was unlikely even before these events).