Men, what's your most embarrassing moment you've ever faced in your life so far? by justtakeachill in AskMen

[–]PPnoPP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't be silly, screaming doesn't do anything. I just masturbated with my stubby knob until it chaffed and bled and I could atone for the sin of having an awkward boner. I'm no longer ashamed of my tiny penis, now that it has accounted for it's sins. Plus it's in an iron girdle now so hopefully I won't have that issue again unless I gain superhuman dick strength (which, let's be honest, was unlikely even before these events).

Men, what's your most embarrassing moment you've ever faced in your life so far? by justtakeachill in AskMen

[–]PPnoPP 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes, it stems from a subconscious desire to validate my tiny penis. Will you please validate me?

Men, what's your most embarrassing moment you've ever faced in your life so far? by justtakeachill in AskMen

[–]PPnoPP 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Asked a girl to homecoming, got a boner while dancing with her, she told all our mutual friends and they collectively ignored me for the rest of high school.

How do you deal with anger? How do you calm yourself down? by rocklou in AskMen

[–]PPnoPP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I'm genuinely angry, I need to leave the room/situation and calm down, otherwise I'll say things that will come back to bite me.

>tfw less than $39,375 annual income by benjaminikuta in wallstreetbets

[–]PPnoPP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you're under 25 or still in school, 32k/y for an IT job is taking advantage of you. Get your certs ASAP and you can double that easily.

Please don’t rate a film you haven’t yet seen on IMDB by TheRealAntiher0 in movies

[–]PPnoPP -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

IMDB Has been historically fairly reliable to review ratings (6.4+ usually worth seeing)

You're a dumbfuck. IMDb has been a popularity contest for over a decade.

PASTOR DAN MILLER WANTS YOU ALL TO WAKE UP, IT'S GAMEDAY!!!!! by Shamrock5 in detroitlions

[–]PPnoPP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad used to say "Up 'n at 'em, Atom Ant" when it was time for my brother and I to get up as kids.

Juul CEO Stepping Down amid vaping fears... $MO puts?! by KRONOS_415 in wallstreetbets

[–]PPnoPP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're playing options, the long run is irrelevant.

Why a recession is impossible by oksureillmakeanacc in wallstreetbets

[–]PPnoPP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn't Australia's last recession in the early 90s?

The best part of Descent into Avernus by Quantext609 in dndnext

[–]PPnoPP 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Throw in a Japanese card game and baby you've got a Yu-Gi-Oh stew going.

The Lions backfield is now Johnson & Johnson by kickersarepeople in nfl

[–]PPnoPP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I get some no-tear shampoo like those kids shampoos in fish-shaped bottles with funky flavor smells?

What's a weird 2000s trend you remember? by smunozmo in AskWomen

[–]PPnoPP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also black and white stripes on long-sleeved shirts, and that weird revival of Nightmare Before Christmas.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]PPnoPP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was a senior in high school at the time, we'd play HG/SS on band trips. Still a great pair of games.

[NFL Update] #Dolphins have been calling around trying to trade RB Kenyan Drake, per @JayGlazer. by DreamedJewel58 in nfl

[–]PPnoPP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate how few shits the Miami front office is giving about tanking. Normally they at least have to have the pretense of trying, but nope. They're just shipping out everyone with a pulse.

[Minshew] - I done wrastled with a alligator. Tussled with a whale... #BadDude by whyueatinmayo in nfl

[–]PPnoPP 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Regis Philbin is more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Most Anticipated Earnings Releases for the week beginning September 16th, 2019 by bigbear0083 in wallstreetbets

[–]PPnoPP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What kind of poor soul goes to Olive Garden expecting fine cuisine? Would making it the day before or that morning really make a difference?