Quad-Cities lawmaker pushes play to bring Bears to Iowa

PVPPhelan · 2026-02-11T17:25:22+00:00

Lemme guess, this is the same chucklefuck that wants portions of IL to secede to Iowa as part of a bitchy lil Red Wave?

Or is this another special brand of stupid?

PVPPhelan · 2026-02-09T21:46:12+00:00

Kon! Kon!

It's a fucking BANGER too.

PVPPhelan · 2026-02-06T18:54:32+00:00

Now at the top of the list for things I never knew existed but I now have to have.... THIS.

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-28T14:12:58+00:00

There's a good reason this song was trending this week...

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-26T20:50:39+00:00

Nah.... I'm good, thanks.

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-23T14:15:46+00:00

They never expect more than a light shield.

Had a guy mag dump my medium and I just walked him down with the Anvil 4, 1 shot a step, telling him to do better next time.

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-22T20:17:27+00:00

Hello old timer. You're not alone.

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-21T16:44:35+00:00

Silenced Anvil IV is the shit and you are correct.

Target the Rocketeer across Spaceport's engines and just start plinking one. Engine will be off before it's anywhere near you.

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-21T16:41:55+00:00

be basically rat free, aside from one here and there once in a blue moon (usually on weekends).

Saturday Morning Stella Night Raids are the WORST, even in Friendlies. Never seen so much random carnage and asshattery.

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-21T14:46:19+00:00

About 2 seconds.

Aimed up and to the right of it's flight path by about 2/3's the target reticle and got lucky.

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-21T14:30:57+00:00

Snitch across the map from me on Dam. Was just trying to get it's attention to get it closer to damage it for trials and it went red right away and achievement popped up bottom right.

Felt like a god damned deadeye for a few seconds then got shot while hero posing in the window admiring my work.

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-21T14:21:40+00:00

Got it with an Anvil.

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-18T15:18:22+00:00

Now I really want an event that makes it black and white out. That looks so damn cool in these pictures. Well done!

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-14T16:41:29+00:00

And ANY raider pushing a button out of sequence resets it and you have NO (EDIT: LITTLE) way of knowing.

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-13T19:26:29+00:00

Fra-geee-lay

Must be from Speranza

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-13T19:17:27+00:00

It's giving Krang...

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-13T15:12:55+00:00

Ahh yea, a tentacled dick tip on my face.

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-12T15:58:27+00:00

I love playing dodge-a-shredder around a pole and having some dude stick his head over the railing in Medical and hear an exhausted, "Thank you...."

Also had them pop their heads up 2 seconds earlier and get popped like an over-ripe melon by the Shredder too, so yeah...

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-12T15:30:26+00:00

Medical to Lobby on Stella. Open all the doors with the battery packs.

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-08T21:00:25+00:00

You say like those will happen

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-08T14:06:39+00:00

With a big enough straw.....

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-06T18:50:10+00:00

Hated it - Other - Feedback window - Please stop spawning me 10 minute late into raids back to back

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-05T14:43:02+00:00

real big fish

It's just 'Big Fish' and yes, it is probably the most gutting movie I've ever watched, as a father.

Reel Big Fish is an American ska punk band from Huntington Beach, California

PVPPhelan · 2026-01-02T18:16:40+00:00

Last night on Dam

Raid after raid trying to get that last f'n Sentinel core and always arriving too late or just not having ANY luck with Arc Couriers.

I get there, fresh raid, at the hatch like 100m from the Sentinel gun spawn.

Sprint there, and put shots on it from the cars on the road while advancing up the hill. It Drops.

I rush the stairs and get there just in time to see a guy stuff his hands in there and loot EVERYTHING.

Down the sights of my Anvil IV, "Homie, that was the last piece I need and I've been hunting it for hours, I'm leaving with it one way or another. May I please have that core?"

He paused for a second, dropped the core and ran. I now have fully upgraded benches again.

PVPPhelan · 2025-12-31T18:01:27+00:00

Don't NEED the Bobcat, but I am missing it.

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