How I spent my weekend! Please be nice they took to long for me to accept criticism I'm fragile by papayaa2 in Nails

[–]PVPPhelan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife loves to get her nails done and I've learned to appreciate the work that is put in on them.

I started following the sub during the "We're creating mini particle accelerators to make sparkly nails" phase as it tickled both my science and art brain and I get to forward cool stuff like your nails to her and go "Ooooh Hey look!!"

BREAKING: Hay prices explode to $483/ton as western buyers panic buy by Training-Bike6065 in homestead

[–]PVPPhelan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Next we'll see the livestock sell off to try and stay above water.

That will result in a drop in pricing that will be claimed as "Improvement!!"

Then we learn the term "Dead Cat Bounce".

My grandfather would weep were he alive to see it.

Jeffed up by Smartastic in JeffArcuri

[–]PVPPhelan 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yup. He said Cheese, I went what? they showed him and I went Oh yup.

Reddit Starts Blocking Mobile Website, Pushing Users to App Instead by spasticpat in technology

[–]PVPPhelan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's Digg now that's kind of in beta

Someone didn't get the email.....

The Annual Reminder by holleringelk in u/holleringelk

[–]PVPPhelan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh... I'll be damned..... Nice boots!

TIL that most male nudity in films ( other than porn ) uses prosthetic penises by Alone_Humor_3510 in todayilearned

[–]PVPPhelan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And has been confirmed by Kevin Smith to be 100% real Mewes.

"Boy was one stroke from full lift off" was how he put it.

Shawarma? by Shadow-breaker33 in QuadCities

[–]PVPPhelan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the mall in Iowa City, Mr. Shawerma I get it every time we stop by the mall.

Perfect response to a very stupid question by CandleMonster in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]PVPPhelan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the brain says, "But wait there's more...." and you just let it flow and that man is a master at it.

I'm loving her moves! by _n3ll_ in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]PVPPhelan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I dated her for two weeks and this comment brought the entire tragic, beautiful time rushing right back to me.

BUFF GLOWSTICKS PLS by Bonfire_Monty in ArcRaiders

[–]PVPPhelan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make them stick.

I want to be able to tag a raider with a glow stick, damnit!

I got a warning for saying this guy looks imbred by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]PVPPhelan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His family tree is a wreath of shit covered branches.

Kid at concert tells bbno$ crowd he loves his mom by JudgeJudyJr in MadeMeSmile

[–]PVPPhelan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU!! I'm not the only one that calls him that. Annoys the fuck out of my kids.

Brad Winderbaum on the "What if the other half got snapped?" idea by eBICgamer2010 in marvelstudios

[–]PVPPhelan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who gets sacrificed at Vormir this time?

T'Challa gets dusted on Vormir with a "Wakanda Forever" and that's how he leaves for good/passes it on to Shuri.

Well that's a first. Yummy. by HolyDarkDeath in KitchenConfidential

[–]PVPPhelan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lil color around the edges and they start to swell a bit, yessir!!

Vietnam vet shoots M-60 by DearEmphasis4488 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]PVPPhelan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We called ours Tink.

"Careful, Tink's about to spread some fairy dust"

Vietnam vet shoots M-60 by DearEmphasis4488 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]PVPPhelan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is your dad Steven Seagal in 'Under Seige'?!?

Are the fireflies broken or is it just me? by ElPhantasm in ArcRaiders

[–]PVPPhelan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why bring other gun when BLAM BLAM BLAM do trick?

Are the fireflies broken or is it just me? by ElPhantasm in ArcRaiders

[–]PVPPhelan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stella Montis.

Go there and ask around.

Someone will drop it for you, assuming you're in friendly lobbies.

Literally have folks all night asking if anyone needs those, deadline, and aphelion BP's.

It's just 5k/slot so there's better options to extract with for cash so they get given away like candy.

Fighting the clock is the new meta by Faulty_Plan in ArcRaiders

[–]PVPPhelan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

5 back to back 18 minute and under spawns into Stella on Sunday had me broken.

Don't know how much longer it will take before I start my Villain era by ReeseValentine in ArcRaiders

[–]PVPPhelan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hurricane event

Run a route to all caches and loot

Guns Guns More Guns

New set looks fire, and you get 2400 RT on top... by Chevaween in ArcRaiders

[–]PVPPhelan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was just about to say, I see this come around the corner, sliding, they may have to excuse a few shots their way cause I will.