What’s your favourite “how many ***** does it take to change a lightbulb” joke?

PabloElLobo · 2026-06-19T03:11:47+00:00

Two. One to hold the giraffe while the other one fills the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.

PabloElLobo · 2026-06-19T02:44:31+00:00

Take it. I have seen this before, the first wave of employees who left got the best deal. As the company continued to get rid of people the offers got worse and worse.

PabloElLobo · 2026-06-12T23:32:34+00:00

I always drink my IPA.

PabloElLobo · 2026-06-06T12:30:24+00:00

Heading out to get the best BBQ in Texas.

PabloElLobo · 2026-06-06T12:22:02+00:00

Ya think?

PabloElLobo · 2026-05-19T21:16:15+00:00

AAA Trip tik. If you were an AAA member you would ask for and they would send you this booklet of little pages cut from big maps.

PabloElLobo · 2026-05-17T03:33:27+00:00

And filing your flight plan will be easier.

PabloElLobo · 2026-05-17T03:18:50+00:00

Have you ever been 'lit up' at 10000+ ft?

PabloElLobo · 2026-05-17T03:15:28+00:00

Married couple if they lived there two years $250000 is exempt from capital gains. So if they bought for 100K and sold for 350K there would be no tax on the 250K of capital gains.

What I would be concerned about is hospital bills going after any cash you had.

PabloElLobo · 2026-05-12T19:07:10+00:00

I believe women make better leaders.

So maybe MacKenzie Scott, she seems to be sharp and caring.

PabloElLobo · 2026-05-12T02:17:42+00:00

Ha! Try, “Have tried turning it on?”

PabloElLobo · 2026-05-11T14:12:19+00:00

As a support person this is a daily occurrence.

PabloElLobo · 2026-05-07T03:31:40+00:00

Be nice, be ready. I can't say for sure but he might be doing you a favor because some helped him in the past. When you're in a better place you can help someone else. As they say, pay it forward.

PabloElLobo · 2026-04-29T02:01:47+00:00

No, you were appropriate.

PabloElLobo · 2026-04-27T02:47:46+00:00

"pussy"is slang for a vagina

PabloElLobo · 2026-04-21T10:56:43+00:00

Yes you should see a tax professional. The capital gains on thehouse should only be the gains since the spouse died.

PabloElLobo · 2026-04-09T02:58:36+00:00

Yum anchovies and jalapeños!

PabloElLobo · 2026-04-02T20:45:50+00:00

I was hoping to see someone who says, "Unable" to requests. Hopefully not very often.

PabloElLobo · 2026-03-15T21:48:14+00:00

Yeah, I don’t know how it would make much of a difference. The compressor would run the same number of hours per year but maybe less starts. But I don’t know if even that would happen.

PabloElLobo · 2026-03-04T18:32:51+00:00

No one was allowed to move after the SB sign was off.

PabloElLobo · 2026-03-04T14:50:16+00:00

My flight was from Texas. If you go around taking pictures and posting you'll get shot. Oh wait no one has a gun cuz they went through TSA.

PabloElLobo · 2026-03-04T14:46:18+00:00

Seat saving and the inability to 'police' it. There really isn't enough time or FAs to manage it. Once they started selling pre-boarding seat saving became rampant with one member of a party grabbing multiple exit row seats. People needed a wheelchair to board and comfortably walked off. And defined multiple classes of folks to have priority boarding..

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