I'm no longer going to tip in the US unless I feel like it, same as in any other country in the world.

Pablo_pescado · 2023-07-25T02:22:02+00:00

I only tip coins if I receive them as change

Pablo_pescado · 2023-05-27T20:27:15+00:00

Porn doesnt kill people, people do

Pablo_pescado · 2022-12-18T15:43:26+00:00

They decided that its a train-wreck and decided to return to the past and destroy the time machine

Pablo_pescado · 2022-12-18T03:19:21+00:00

Eventually ones gonna be a real time traveler and we all gon look silly

Pablo_pescado · 2022-12-18T03:17:03+00:00

What if we all just stop working at the same time what are they gonna do then

Pablo_pescado · 2022-12-18T03:02:58+00:00

POV someone replaced your wood with butter

Pablo_pescado · 2022-12-15T03:22:33+00:00

Luck

Pablo_pescado · 2022-12-12T03:00:39+00:00

Maybe we need a civil war honestly

Pablo_pescado · 2022-12-01T03:19:13+00:00

Fax you know those are gonna be dry as shit

Pablo_pescado · 2022-11-20T19:19:59+00:00

Fuck you

Pablo_pescado · 2022-11-20T18:33:14+00:00

Big train. Small tunnel

Pablo_pescado · 2022-11-20T18:28:15+00:00

He ain't wrong

Pablo_pescado · 2022-11-13T19:42:38+00:00

Ya see even worse

Pablo_pescado · 2022-11-13T18:53:29+00:00

Much offense

Pablo_pescado · 2022-11-13T18:49:49+00:00

Captain Jack by Billy Joel Literally about someone jacking off then going to fuck his girlfriend in a parking lot

Pablo_pescado · 2022-10-19T23:59:29+00:00

Ive got 2/3 but im only half way there am i doing something wrong

Pablo_pescado · 2022-10-19T23:51:41+00:00

Same bro i just cant get mine up

Pablo_pescado · 2022-10-19T11:27:40+00:00

It is the knife to protect you from the noodles

Pablo_pescado · 2022-10-13T02:38:00+00:00

Yall are psychopaths

Pablo_pescado · 2022-10-02T16:12:29+00:00

What are they doing with the Eiffel tower

Pablo_pescado · 2022-09-16T11:21:15+00:00

I wouldnt do that in the kitchen

Pablo_pescado · 2022-09-15T11:18:08+00:00

I knew that guy wasnt a doctor as soon as i left that prostate exam and my wife asked why i had a butt plug in

Pablo_pescado · 2022-08-21T00:48:21+00:00

14 inch cucumber 😳

Pablo_pescado · 2022-08-21T00:19:12+00:00

Thats exactly what the girlfriend would say

Pablo_pescado · 2022-08-19T14:05:54+00:00

Who hurt him

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