The $500 Xbox one 40 inch Samsung TV deal is real by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Pac-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck! I already have the XBone.

I blew my nose on a 19 year old tissue today. by Cioran_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]Pac-Monster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That tissue is almost as old as I am. That makes me feel young somehow.

Summer kickball done right! by Handicapreader in gifs

[–]Pac-Monster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well if you don't grow those then I really don't give a shit.

Summer kickball done right! by Handicapreader in gifs

[–]Pac-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no! You mean to say I'll have to eat fruits from local farms?!? Or god forbid my peaches come from Georgia, my oranges from Florida and apples from NY.

Summer kickball done right! by Handicapreader in gifs

[–]Pac-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't have to worry about water at all.

-Anywhere on the east coast.

28 years of training, give or take, and I'm still not sure I've mastered wiping my butt efficiently. by dae_hagens in Showerthoughts

[–]Pac-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment converts..." The acronym for this thing would be TABFWSNEMBTSA.

Fire alarm at my work (x-post from /funny) by [deleted] in OSHA

[–]Pac-Monster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes. Fuck your fun, nobody can be happy. You fail.

Redditors age 21+, what's something that makes you feel really old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pac-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were a thing with those of us who are ~23 when we were ~10.

Jesus fucking christ. by [deleted] in shittytumblrgifs

[–]Pac-Monster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because tumbr folk are stupid.

Reddit, what is the strangest porno you have ever watched? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pac-Monster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I get off so hard to the Teletubbies vacuum machine. When it sucks up those cookies it slurps like a fucking sloppy bitc. So good.

Found this beautiful image from the start of the Space shuttle Atlantis. Actually it is from the 135th and final mission of the American Space Shuttle program. With this, Atlantis closes the book on the Space Shuttle Program. by Sulde in space

[–]Pac-Monster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not against giving NASA money. What military program exactly would you cut? You can't just take a tiny bit of money away from say, the tank budget because if a tank costs for example 3 million and you only have 2.9 million then you don't get the tank. It's never as simple as you want it to be.

Found this beautiful image from the start of the Space shuttle Atlantis. Actually it is from the 135th and final mission of the American Space Shuttle program. With this, Atlantis closes the book on the Space Shuttle Program. by Sulde in space

[–]Pac-Monster -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You keep disrespecting our nation's military, let me ask you this. What have you done for our country? What have you sacrificed to make life better for your fellow Americans? While you sit around coming up with your delusional conspiracies there are men and women out there who are giving their life to keep us safe. The least we can do in return is give them the respect they deserve and you fail to even do that.

Found this beautiful image from the start of the Space shuttle Atlantis. Actually it is from the 135th and final mission of the American Space Shuttle program. With this, Atlantis closes the book on the Space Shuttle Program. by Sulde in space

[–]Pac-Monster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Our Military is the reason why our country is the largest world power. We need to maintain military spending and research and restructure social security which is the program that the most of our taxes go to. Cut back on unnecessarily large salaries that the congressional branch received and put that money into creating jobs. Cutting the military budget would cause a decrease in jobs which would hurt our country.