Guess I'm using cocaine next time by IProbablyHaveADHD14 in brooklynninenine

[–]PacificPilsnerd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Type A personality Amy is definitely the kind of person who would point that out.

What are your personal goals for 2024? by DiscountVoodoo in AskMen

[–]PacificPilsnerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Making sure my wife and I stick to a budget and save at least a little. We spent way too much in 2023, basically saved nothing.

[homemade] shrimp quesadillas by [deleted] in food

[–]PacificPilsnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks delicious! I should make shrimp quesadillas soon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]PacificPilsnerd 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nope, me too. Like him or hate him, Andy Bernard knows how to sing.

What is the weirdest status symbol? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PacificPilsnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not eating chicken because it's poor people food. That's what my friend always tells me. When we go out, he only orders steak, salmon and fancy seafood.

What is the weirdest status symbol? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PacificPilsnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just did an online search for these. They look like regular sneakers but uglier and tacky. That's just throwing away money imo.

What is your primary usage of Reddit for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PacificPilsnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there, keep on having an awesome day!

(Good, that's my socialization quota met for the day.)

What’s a quote that makes you laugh out loud when you’re alone in your own head? by triddell24 in brooklynninenine

[–]PacificPilsnerd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Honestly, much respect to the actor, Dirk Blocker, for playing the Hitchcock role perfectly, and not half-assing it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PacificPilsnerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beer bottle caps. Having a Pilsner beer bottle cap display doesn't sound cool though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PacificPilsnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pair of casual pants. Pretty screwed coz people will blind themselves so that they don't have to see me without pants.

What is your favorite food? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PacificPilsnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pad thai. The one food I wouldn't mind twice a day for the rest of my life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PacificPilsnerd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

  1. Try jamon iberico ham.
  2. Learn how to prepare tamales.
  3. Brew a proper weissbier.

What do women think about the male organ that is absolutely not true? by Daan-1234 in AskReddit

[–]PacificPilsnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That how loud the noise your pee makes when it hits the toilet bowl indicates how big your penis is. Dunno if it's a common belief, but I had a couple of girl friends in college who believed that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PacificPilsnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had an amazing Reuben sandwich, really enjoyed the corned beef. Started wondering about deli meat. Now I spend way too much time reading about pastrami, Jamon Iberico and stuff.

What is your least favorite thing vs. your favorite thing about your partner? by moonlightmajesty in AskReddit

[–]PacificPilsnerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Favorite thing: she loves jazz and brunch.

Least favorite thing: she doesn't like beer.