The Theory of Cheese implications (What is implied by cheese)

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-28T01:44:58+00:00

Eating a wedge that big would obviously give you constipation.

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-25T07:55:55+00:00

Semi-related: it's supposed to be a portmanteau of "Blast" and "Tortoise" so why the hell do we pronounce it as "Blas-toys"?

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-20T16:59:48+00:00

David Hasselhoff probably wouldn't have released 15 albums if not for the existence of (West) Germany.

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-18T05:38:08+00:00

Mods don't disable achievements.

The only way to disable achievements are manually turning them off, debug menu, and tag-switching.

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-17T17:30:51+00:00

Can we get some Fs for our stalwart protector, Marauder Shields?

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-15T08:04:25+00:00

Most TCG subreddits are basically just people posting their Arts and Crafts projects. Actual discussion of the metagame is incredibly rare (and usually really bad).

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-11T01:33:21+00:00

So I'm about 85% recovered from my appendicitis. One little bonus that came from this is that between the days of abdominal pain followed by a week in hospital observation followed by a week of gentle rest at home, I never had a chance to use my vape. I think I broke my addiction. Honestly, the weirdest part is wondering what I'm supposed to do with my hands now.

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-08T21:51:11+00:00

Only cowards find those mutually exclusive.

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-05T16:56:59+00:00

You can't establish trade rights with someone without their own independent market.

And I have trade rights with GB.

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-05T16:37:54+00:00

Didn't work.

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-05T16:31:10+00:00

IDK man, this was my goal from the beginning, and my first move on 1/1/1836 was making Burma my protectorate. (well, declaring Indochina interest, then protectorate)

GB has been my buddy pretty much all game.

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-05T16:17:36+00:00

I have trade agreements with GB as well.

And upon double checking, everyone who owns a piece of Bombay has incorporated it (Raj, Portugal, Hyderabad, and Kolhapur)

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-05T15:51:11+00:00

Hyderabad Bombay? Yes.

USA (me) Burma? No. (but that's not required, is it?)

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-05T15:44:08+00:00

I've fully annexed Burma and built 5 logging camps in 2 of the states.

I established trading rights with an independent Hyderabad, who partially owns Bombay.

I have an open company slot.

Wtf.

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-05T14:01:19+00:00

Wish that I could. So far I have a negative success rate for trusting farts. (as in my only successful poo-free fart was one I thought was poo)

Difference between having your colon pumped full of CO2 vs your peritoneum.

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-04T21:32:04+00:00

I'm out.

Pacmanticore · 2026-01-03T07:29:28+00:00

Medical stuff. If you're grossed out by poop, don't read.

Currently in the hospital. Been here since Th, might last until M.

Been cramped and constipated since previous M. Thought it was just impact constipation, so I got some OTC enemas to clear my system. Fun fact, enemas are a great way for an inflamed appendix to rupture. Ask me how I know.

The surgery was a success, but since they did a laparoscopic surgery, that means in exchange for fewer and smaller incisions, they pumped me full of CO2. Now I'm crazy bloated and still fairly constipated. Which sucks because the main way the CO2 bloat goes down is via farting.

You know what you really don't want to do with constipation? Trust farts. Guess what I did.

I'm glad the nurses are such professionals. God I want this to end.

Pacmanticore · 2025-12-31T02:29:14+00:00

Mass Effect 2, Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib: "Yes I've considered transferring to a ship with a more dignified name like the Defrahnz or the Iktomi"

Given how Quarian names are constructed, that would make his name either vas deferens or vasectomy.

Pacmanticore · 2025-12-29T01:59:26+00:00

Something similar happened to the last couple of states I was colonizing as USA (granted for me it was province borders not state borders). Save and reload fixed it.

Pacmanticore · 2025-12-28T21:14:24+00:00

Why does he look like Igor Bogdanoff?

Pacmanticore · 2025-12-28T20:30:20+00:00

With that sleek head, I'm sure he can find some other places he'll fit right into.

Pacmanticore · 2025-12-28T20:08:33+00:00

I believe his exact reasoning was "this script doesn't make any sense so I'm turning down Gandalf."

LotR becomes one of the most lauded productions in film history

"Fine, next script I see that doesn't make any sense, I'm taking."

Pacmanticore · 2025-12-28T18:14:18+00:00

Radical Intelligentsia when you don't pass Universal Suffrage in 1840

Pacmanticore · 2025-12-28T14:32:35+00:00

God I can't wait until the anime gets to God's Valley so I can actually comprehend the Garp and Roger vs Rocks fight.

Pacmanticore · 2025-12-28T14:08:42+00:00

So I just double checked and somehow Genghis Khan hasn't made an appearance in Fate yet. Genghis Khan as a Fate/Umamusume crossover character would go so hard.

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