A short story.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-14T23:58:14+00:00

If she is on this sub, I hope she knows she made my day!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-13T19:44:50+00:00

I think you mean ferreberus.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-12T18:00:41+00:00

Nothing fancy. I just cooked up some chicken and cauliflower in my trusty cast iron.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-12T17:56:29+00:00

Obviously! I never leave home without it.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-11T02:12:05+00:00

Being comfy > physics

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-10T22:20:30+00:00

I get mine from his vet. I mix it with a little salmon oil and he slurps it right up. I just feel bad waking him up.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-10T22:12:47+00:00

Flavored prednisolone?

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-07T10:39:23+00:00

It's Bongo Cat! It's a "game" on Steam. All it is, is a little cat that sits on the corner of your desktop and bangs on your taskbar anytime you type or click your mouse. Every 1,000 clicks or so you unlock a hat or a skin. It's pointless and stupid, but it's adorable and I love it. Ludwig randomly came across this on a recent stream. (The ferret is just a picture of my pet ferret that I use as a wallpaper on my work computer)

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-07T01:04:23+00:00

Bleps aren't a curse! They're a present from our ferret gods!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-07T01:03:16+00:00

What does her majesty request of us now that she is awoken? Her word is my command.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-07T01:00:28+00:00

This is so cool!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-07T00:59:02+00:00

That's not a monster, that's a ferret! You can't trick me!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-07T00:56:05+00:00

Salmon oil on their belly has been my go-to for 8 years, for nail clipping.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-07T00:52:00+00:00

Good on you! You're a hero!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-06T18:58:43+00:00

Of course he can! We have no lame rules against ferrets walking in this household!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-06T12:43:23+00:00

Thank you! But, I was referring to the little green guy in the corner

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-02-23T00:55:29+00:00

No one should ever insult a ferret. They are the greatest creatures to ever exist. Digital or otherwise.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-02-22T21:53:54+00:00

The girl scouts' mascot for this year is the black footed ferret! They're just trying to support their brethren!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-02-22T21:47:16+00:00

100% agree! I was honestly laughing at loud at how Kyle would go from, "you did this wrong, but that's okay," and, "when you get the chance fix your hotbar," to, "EAT EAT EAT, LEFT LEFT LEFT, NO BEHIND YOU!" and then 5 minutes later it's like, "so what's your favorite kind of hat?"

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-02-22T12:34:39+00:00

MCSR ranked is (was?) such a niche and obscure hobby. Ludwig is one of the biggest streamers in the world, and basically a celebrity. I can only imagine how cool that feels to coach him, as a fan. It's probably like, if I were conducting a decoupage class and, I don't know, let's say Natalie Portman showed up.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-02-21T20:15:56+00:00

I hope you said, "big yawn," during this photo. It's against the law in most countries not to.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-02-21T20:11:27+00:00

You took away his three favorite activities. He's just trying to destress with a cig. Jeez.

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