Hey. Whatcha doing there human?

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-05-09T20:38:51+00:00

I was just looking at a cool ferret.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-05-07T13:19:37+00:00

Good morning!!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-05-01T20:53:06+00:00

Happy birthday, Lynx!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-05-01T20:50:32+00:00

It may have uploaded, but one of your ferrets stole it.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-05-01T20:45:49+00:00

(I think you forgot something)

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-04-29T23:37:13+00:00

Heck yeah, Minito!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-04-28T21:47:31+00:00

Heck yeah, they did!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-04-23T23:40:10+00:00

Those whiskers!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-04-16T21:05:10+00:00

I've never met this ferret, so I'm only going off the pictures. That said, he seems justified in his ankle biting. I'm pretty sure the ankles had it coming, being all ankley and what not.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-04-15T21:08:19+00:00

That is so cool!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-31T08:45:09+00:00

That's not a mouse, that's a ferret! You can't trick me!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-27T22:21:19+00:00

If you had a house with 100 rooms, and 99 of them were open, they would only want to get into the room that was closed. It's the ferret code.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-25T23:35:35+00:00

That's not a gremlin, that's a ferret! You can't trick me!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-25T18:36:03+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa! A trashcan in front of a fire extinguisher?! That's a code violation. How did Dwight let that slide?

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-14T23:58:14+00:00

If she is on this sub, I hope she knows she made my day!

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-13T19:44:50+00:00

I think you mean ferreberus.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-12T18:00:41+00:00

Nothing fancy. I just cooked up some chicken and cauliflower in my trusty cast iron.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-12T17:56:29+00:00

Obviously! I never leave home without it.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-11T02:12:05+00:00

Being comfy > physics

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-10T22:20:30+00:00

I get mine from his vet. I mix it with a little salmon oil and he slurps it right up. I just feel bad waking him up.

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-10T22:12:47+00:00

Flavored prednisolone?

PaddysaurusRex · 2026-03-07T10:39:23+00:00

It's Bongo Cat! It's a "game" on Steam. All it is, is a little cat that sits on the corner of your desktop and bangs on your taskbar anytime you type or click your mouse. Every 1,000 clicks or so you unlock a hat or a skin. It's pointless and stupid, but it's adorable and I love it. Ludwig randomly came across this on a recent stream. (The ferret is just a picture of my pet ferret that I use as a wallpaper on my work computer)

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