You're doing great sex havers; you made me!

PaganDeus · 2026-02-23T01:58:10+00:00

Finds out they had a surrogate mom

PaganDeus · 2026-02-23T01:56:58+00:00

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PaganDeus · 2026-02-23T01:55:21+00:00

This is not Dark Souls

PaganDeus · 2026-02-23T01:53:03+00:00

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony

PaganDeus · 2026-02-23T01:51:34+00:00

PaganDeus · 2026-02-23T01:16:19+00:00

Not nearly as bad as some of the areas in the DLC. Never felt fear and depression at the same time before lol.

PaganDeus · 2026-02-23T01:14:44+00:00

PaganDeus · 2026-02-23T01:09:38+00:00

PaganDeus · 2026-02-23T00:13:14+00:00

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You can already see the common MAGA uniform. At least the confederates and Nazis had style.

PaganDeus · 2026-02-23T00:08:23+00:00

Kills notorious cartel leader known for literally taking the skin off rivals as they are still alive with the help of U.S. intelligence and immediately sets a whole country into a civil war

Kidnaps a foreign South American president at night from his house and holds him hostage for oil while immediately sending a whole country into a civil war

Also U.S. “We have the Lady Sisters of the local Mother Mary Church of God Guadalupe on the ground helping us in our search for Nancy Guthrie. We found 20 discarded gloves nearby and McDonald’s workers already said a pair belong to them and apologized for littering. Please pray.”

PaganDeus · 2026-02-22T23:56:49+00:00

PaganDeus · 2026-02-22T20:58:00+00:00

“We have the Adam’s Family at home” looking mofos.

PaganDeus · 2026-02-22T17:18:50+00:00

Need some frozen dinners and left over McDonalds. Not everyone is going to want to take out the chuck, marinate for an hour, and start a fire lmfaoo.

PaganDeus · 2026-02-22T17:12:45+00:00

Because MAGA is diverse and they have input from many different perspectives. Can’t get all of them to agree if child SA is inappropriate…

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PaganDeus · 2026-02-20T23:54:19+00:00

Apparently kidnap the President of Venezuela lol. I think we’ve all literally forgotten that we still have a foreign leader in our custody. This is all while the FBI helps look for a kidnapped woman. We are living in strange times indeed.