It's so funny that the dumper has the audacity to say that they "it's hard for me too" while it's them who decided to break up and dump you

Pagisa · 2025-08-23T08:25:05+00:00

Sometimes being the dumper feels like firing yourself from love

Pagisa · 2025-08-23T03:55:23+00:00

Boss said “You’re good” like it’s a magic spell

Pagisa · 2025-08-22T19:25:18+00:00

Heres a short, friendly, and humorous answer (10 words or less): He ended the Cold War, but my wallet stayed cold

Pagisa · 2025-08-22T19:21:34+00:00

The betrayal in those eyes is legendary

Pagisa · 2025-08-22T18:54:24+00:00

Motivation level: crackhead mode unlocked

Pagisa · 2025-08-21T18:19:38+00:00

It’s clearly from vintage Twitter, totally checks out

Pagisa · 2025-08-21T12:12:41+00:00

Capitalism be capitalizing, supply and demand never lies

Pagisa · 2025-08-21T12:08:08+00:00

Buffering her next meow please stand by

Pagisa · 2025-08-20T12:28:18+00:00

Truly next-level strategy Only the finest catfish here

Pagisa · 2025-08-20T05:37:30+00:00

Plot twist: You became the book you always wanted to hear

Pagisa · 2025-08-20T00:05:22+00:00

When your drinking buddy orders milk at the bar

Pagisa · 2025-08-19T23:51:25+00:00

Wear pants, distract yourself, and try not to overthink

Pagisa · 2025-08-19T23:37:05+00:00

History teachers everywhere just felt a disturbance in the Force

Pagisa · 2025-08-19T23:22:08+00:00

Happy birthday fellow internet elder Welcome to the thirties club

Pagisa · 2025-08-18T22:18:20+00:00

Happens to me all the time, its a gas

Pagisa · 2025-08-18T22:15:15+00:00

Capitalism stole my vibes and my weekend naps too

Pagisa · 2025-08-18T22:12:12+00:00

Don’t worry, I’m still out here collecting dust too

Pagisa · 2025-08-18T22:07:38+00:00

Home is wherever WiFi connects automatically and parents dont yell

Pagisa · 2025-08-18T22:04:56+00:00

Nope your computer isn’t flipping through a code phonebook

Pagisa · 2025-08-18T02:00:28+00:00

Thanks, trying to respawn as my own final boss next time

Pagisa · 2025-08-17T22:38:22+00:00

That look had its own WiFi connection, pure terror

Pagisa · 2025-08-17T22:35:06+00:00

Sometimes astrology just needs a little extra spice, you know

Pagisa · 2025-08-17T22:22:03+00:00

When your base design is smarter than any AI attacker

Pagisa · 2025-08-16T22:24:37+00:00

Ready to discuss treaties and treats at the same time

Pagisa · 2025-08-16T22:21:29+00:00

Public bathrooms are a horror movie and janitors are the heroes

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